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PedroPistol

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The Noid
we all know what I'm talking about...

You have to laugh at some of the adds...

Leaving tonight, book now( You have been leaving for 2 months now)

Just got back no kids or drugs( your a ripoff artist)

Specials tonight only ( ummm, yea)

New and Improved ( your still ugly and gross)

Brand new,first time ( really,who do you think your kidding)

Deals,Deals,Deals,( no, nein,nyet)

Visiting dancer/stripper,asian..........( LOL) I preferred Betty

My driver will answer the phone( I'm a scam ass Pimp, lowlife)


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blazejowski

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Not so much something funny, more like annoying.... I can't stand when BP ads have poor spelling and/or grammar. It's an automatic "pass" for me...
 
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TheDog

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What a coincidental thread. This is the email correspondence I happened to have with one of them today. Real hot and didn't look like obvious crap so I replied from BP ...


ME:
Hi. Do you have a contact #?


HER (Sending lengthy reply 2 seconds later. And I know what you're all thinking - "Nigerian autoresponder". Give her a break at this point, she could just be a super fast typer):
Hello Honey sure ,here are the details ..Ø In call will be 200 and Outcall will be 300 per hour ..includes ...cam,massage,oral.....Ø i will be sharing bed with only one guy ….Ø and i will be taking bookings on my cam with tip ..and sharing my infoØ and if you would like to go for GFE will cost you 250...this is my cam link hun http://bit.ly/x6sGYV ,tell me your user id n i will send u my invite

(Not sure if above link allowed but if not I'm sure I'll hear about it)


ME (aka "hun"):
Sure thing. I'll get on that right away. Because I'm really really stupid.


HER:
ok so .. first click on the link on above... its going to take you to my cam page... then punch in ur desired username.. and ur email...add some credits and .. its going to take u straight to the promo package page ..if it wont redirect give me your user id and i will send you my invite hun


HUN:
Cool. Before I click on the link and purchase some credits I'm just wondering ... when is a-horse-a-horse-of-course?


HER:
Today ? i am expecting today,if u can make it


ME:
I'd rather wait till after you have your baby and tighten up again.


-- END --


FYI I don't see her ad up anymore but her "name" in email was "Lauren Sandy" (yep, two first names :D )
 
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CliveAllen

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Or standing in the tub. WTF? Standing in the tub holding up a camera to take a picture.
Who does that?
And why?
 
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humper1

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I think in most cases, that is the only mirror in the place.
I offer for a free appointment I'll take your photos for you ladies. :D
 
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EdInEdmonton

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Jethro Bodine said:
I personally like the pics taken in the bathroom.
Why the freakin' bathroom all the time? :confused:
Even better when the bathroom is a messy pigsty. That make me really want to see you. :doh:
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Or in the kitchen with a sink full of dirty dishes or the cat's dirty litter box in the background. A real inviting incall, if there ever was one. :rolleyes:
 
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Avery

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Jul 7, 2003
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In today's BP, there are two consecutive ads from the same SP. In one, she's 30; in the other, she's 25.
 
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kenchorney

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Avery said:
In today's BP, there are two consecutive ads from the same SP. In one, she's 30; in the other, she's 25.
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Those always make me laugh. There is a well know SP on PERB that was 32 when I joined 4 years ago, she's only 29 now.
 
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