The first new years baby - baby!

[logsplitter]

In the age old tradition of who came first in the New Year. I propose a fun thread of who got laid first this year? No not by your S.O. but by a popular escort. The contest goes like this. Post the name of the lady and the time (only after 12:00 midnight on New Years eve please. I don't qualify for anything because I have been a really good boy but I know the rest of you are rotten to the core so post away!

 

[Mchatte]

Rules of the contest!

Say LS, does jerking off at 12:01 am on Jan 1, 2006 while fantasizing about my fav SP count?

M

 

[logsplitter]

OK you get the prize for the first post but that is all

If you got lucky we all know who the lucky lady was too!

 

[logsplitter]

Say LS, does jerking off at 12:01 am on Jan 1, 2006 while fantasizing about my fav SP count?

M

I take it the escorts (it was a bouble I take it) in your case were the legendary Palm Sisters??

 

[erexpill.com]

- No I think he meant the legendary 'Palmela Anderson'

 

[Avery]

I take it the escorts (it was a bouble I take it) in your case were the legendary Palm Sisters??

WTF is a "bouble"?

 

[logsplitter]

WTF is a "bouble"?

It is a double with a b instead of a d silly!

 

[Avery]

So, Mchatte gave himself a two-hander?

 

[BIGblackstudd]

So, Mchatte gave himself a two-hander?

Or maybe thumb and forefinger??? : :

 

[Mchatte]

Or maybe thumb and forefinger??? :

Make that a thumb and four fingers! Still like that line that Tom Arnold had on one of the talk shows saying that just before he masturbates, he sits on his hand for five minutes until it is really numb and then, when he jerks off, it feels like someone else's hand!

Of course you should open your eyes when done to see the mess on the hand that has no feelings so you don't go out in public with homemade hand lotion all over it.

And thanks for the first post prize L.S. and unfortunately, that is all I qualify for.

M