The 2005 e-penis thread

[PoorGuy]

It's commonly suggested and well-known that us Asian guys have small penii. Well, one way we compensate psychologically is to get powerful and fast computers, consoles, and hardware and tweak and mod the hell out of them. Oh yeah, we excel at games too.

This is what we call "how big is your e-penis?" Yes, the stuff of geek talk, nerd factor, and "propellerhead" domination in the eyes of the masses. On the multitude of tech messageboards out there there is a space available under your posting called your signature. We fill up this space with the listing of our hardware to proclaim how big our e-penis is. In otherwords, how modern are your computer parts.

So without further ado... <yes you snicker and guffaw, but this is a billion dollar industry! Just take a drive along Bridgeport Road!>

AMD Athlon64 Socket 939 3200+ @ 2.15 GHz w/ Arctic Silver 5
Asus A8V Deluxe 2.0
Hynix DDR400 PC3200 1 gb ram @ 215 MHz 2-2-2-5
Sapphire 9500 PRO 128 mb @ 360/315
Maxtor 250 gb HD and Western Digital 160 gb SE HD
Emprex 4x DVDRW
Creative Audigy 1 Platinum eX
Enermax 350W
Dell 21" D1626HT CRT

/crawls into a hole

 

[captnsavaho]

With this thinking my dong must be huge!!!!

Imac 500 Mhz G3 with 256mb ram and 20gb hard drive. Mac OSX turns it into a wonderful computer that has never given me any stress. No virii, no crashes, nada problems ever.

 

[mustangjoe]

AMD Athlon64 Socket 939 3200+ @ 2.15 GHz w/ Arctic Silver 5
Asus A8V Deluxe 2.0
Hynix DDR400 PC3200 1 gb ram @ 215 MHz 2-2-2-5
Sapphire 9500 PRO 128 mb @ 360/315
Maxtor 250 gb HD and Western Digital 160 gb SE HD
Emprex 4x DVDRW
Creative Audigy 1 Platinum eX
Enermax 350W
Dell 21" D1626HT CRT

/crawls into a hole

??????
The only thing I understood was Dell 21"

 

[Willie263]

"how big is your e-penis?"

It's commonly suggested and well-known that us Asian guys have small penii. Well, one way we compensate psychologically is to get powerful and fast computers, consoles, and hardware and tweak and mod the hell out of them. Oh yeah, we excel at games too.
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/crawls into a hole

PeeGee,

Gotta like a guy that can take a little ribbing about himself/his race and not take it too seriously. Is the plural of penis really "penii", and shit if ya got more than 1, no wonder they're small.

All I got is an old P11 - 350 with 64 meg of ram, but I keep her tuned and she still runs well. Enough to get this old fart off most of the time.

But lately I've been having trouble trying to download pictures from a Pentax S40 digital camera with a USB cord using ACDSee. The computer seems to lock up or keep running for ever. Anyone have any thoughts????????

TIA, Willie

 

[hitrack]

here's mine

Amd 2500 o/c to 3200
1gig corsair mem
ATI AIW 9600xt
3 HDD's = 340 gigs

 

[mustangjoe]

so what's the point of a computer that glows in the dark?

 

[stryker]

so what's the point of a computer that glows in the dark?

Mood lighting while surfing porn,,,what a stupid question,,,, Some guys trick out their cars and bikes to personalise them,and some guys trick out their box's.

Pretty cool Hitrack