It's a new concoction... Tess and Tequila!!! ...it'll kill ya !!! hahaha!
Well it was a great afternoon and I was feeling "Randy" so I thought I would hook up with one of my favourite people for some afternoon sport...other than golf since I usually find myself pounding my iron in frustration.
Tess met me with that mischeivous grin and offered me a libation which I quickly devoured. Since we were on the topic of booze ...the thought of tequila came up ...and so did my worm. Although there was some hesitancy on the worms part to leave his comfortable surroundings ... he soon realized that life in a bottle was somewhat limiting and there was an endless supply of sensations to savour outside.
The worm started to squirm when he was treated to a warm "body slide"....and thats when the journey began. Its wriggly body soon left the bottle ...... and grew to an ENORMOUS size when exposed to the warm fresh air!
I could continue to expound on the poor souls journey ... but "Wrigley" likes his bottle ...so back to Tequila he went. with a smile .... and so to sleep again...dreaming of body slides and his irons ....after all it's all about the strokes and getting it in the hole ...
Tequila... really had nothing to do with this ....... this time ...but next time ...beware ole " one eye"...it's baaaaackkkkkkk!!!!
Randy ...
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Life is a Highway ..I'm gonna ride it ...
Well it was a great afternoon and I was feeling "Randy" so I thought I would hook up with one of my favourite people for some afternoon sport...other than golf since I usually find myself pounding my iron in frustration.
Tess met me with that mischeivous grin and offered me a libation which I quickly devoured. Since we were on the topic of booze ...the thought of tequila came up ...and so did my worm. Although there was some hesitancy on the worms part to leave his comfortable surroundings ... he soon realized that life in a bottle was somewhat limiting and there was an endless supply of sensations to savour outside.
The worm started to squirm when he was treated to a warm "body slide"....and thats when the journey began. Its wriggly body soon left the bottle ...... and grew to an ENORMOUS size when exposed to the warm fresh air!
I could continue to expound on the poor souls journey ... but "Wrigley" likes his bottle ...so back to Tequila he went. with a smile .... and so to sleep again...dreaming of body slides and his irons ....after all it's all about the strokes and getting it in the hole ...
Tequila... really had nothing to do with this ....... this time ...but next time ...beware ole " one eye"...it's baaaaackkkkkkk!!!!
Randy ...
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Life is a Highway ..I'm gonna ride it ...
