Teased and Tortured

[Yman]

I've just seen the most heavenly ass belonging to a sixteen ( or so ) year old asian girl. She was standing in front of me at a Chevron cashier as I waited to buy some lotto tickets. She was wearing a pink velour tracksuit and a thong and I swear it was perfection itself. As good as Vida Guerra--- I swear !!! She was there shifting her weight back and forth as she chatted up her four pubescent guy friends waiting to pay for their slurpeeess. I had an out of body experience staring at her unreal tush. All I could think about was wanting to drop her drawers and taste, feel, and smell those sweet cheeks. I have never felt so sexually tortured and restrained.

I am a confessed ass man. I've seen all the Butt man movies, and I used to buy CHEEKS mag with an embarrassing regularity.

I don't know if I should feel blessed or cursed for my experience... OMG ! This is probably my most self indulgent post ever. Thanks for listening.

 

[hitrack]

I think it's worse knowing that you'll never be a teenager again.

Sure the 20, 30, and sometimes 40 yr old ass is/can be hot, but nothing like that < 20 yr old ass.

I suggest you buy a cold slurpee too as you may need to cool off.

 

[LonelyGhost]

tell me about it ...

went grocery shopping and the check out girl is absolutely hot ... big blue eyes, strawberry blonde, great smile ... and launches into this 20 minute grocery packing description on the joys of playing with her pussy ...




cat, of course, as i had a bag of chow for mine on the counter ... but i was enthralled and daydreaming about her pussy and how nice it would be to be banging the fuck out of her's ...




and the reality of the fact that i have to be twice her age gave me one rude awakening ...




the fact that she had to ask for the donation ... um ... payment for the groceries was another reality check.


oh well ... good fodder for later.

 

[Discombobbled]

I've just seen the most heavenly ass belonging to a sixteen ( or so ) year old asian girl. She was standing in front of me at a Chevron cashier as I waited to buy some lotto tickets. She was wearing a pink velour tracksuit and a thong and I swear it was perfection itself. As good as Vida Guerra--- I swear !!! She was there shifting her weight back and forth as she chatted up her four pubescent guy friends waiting to pay for their slurpeeess. I had an out of body experience staring at her unreal tush. All I could think about was wanting to drop her drawers and taste, feel, and smell those sweet cheeks. I have never felt so sexually tortured and restrained.

I am a confessed ass man. I've seen all the Butt man movies, and I used to buy CHEEKS mag with an embarrassing regularity.

I don't know if I should feel blessed or cursed for my experience... OMG ! This is probably my most self indulgent post ever. Thanks for listening.

I'm also an ass man and know the feeling all too well. Man, when you see that perfect ass its like all your sensibilities are lost and you lose all conception of reality. It's hard to put into words

 

[Yman]

Yes Discombobbled, it's like some tushies have that ability to cause crazed brain activity long enough to empty my wallet without my knowledge. It's like I become an slobering ass zombie.

 

[LutherBlissett]

Yeah, I am with you bros of the butt.

Confessions:

Gawd, "Cheeks" magazine. I haven't thought of that in years. I remember going to the States when I was maybe 19 and finding a copy of another mag called "Dears and Rears" in a porno store in Bellingham. I think it was the first time I saw a real outright porno magazine anywhere and here was one with smiling beauties sticking their bent over pussies in my face! I almost shot off right there in the store.

Mind you, I'm the same person I was at five years old when I paid the little girls on Commercial Drive to come down the alley and lift up their skirts for me in old man Garson's garage. The nice thing was I eventually found a dirty little girl named Wilma that did it for free and really liked it when I patted her butt.

I think Robertson Davies had a book called "What's Bred in the Bone".

Some may say we're cursed and helpless little butt boys ... but I've come to accept it and love it because it's always been a part of who I am.

I'm still working on finding the greatest Wilmas of the world. There are lots of semi-good ones out there. I just need one or two really great Wilmas and I'm perfectly happy.

Luth

 

[seabiscuit]

For myself I liked to check the Korean Exchange Bank to see the latest lineup of tellers. Korean descent of course.

 

[Yman]

Some of us are just plain helpless against a delightful derriere. You know who you are !! HOT TAILS was another good publication. or Rear Ends. Oh, and Black Tails -- yum !

 

[Discombobbled]

Yeah, I am with you bros of the butt.

Mind you, I'm the same person I was at five years old when I paid the little girls on Commercial Drive to come down the alley and lift up their skirts for me in old man Garson's garage. The nice thing was I eventually found a dirty little girl named Wilma that did it for free and really liked it when I patted her butt.
Luth

Man that's funny!! Oh the stories I could tell about my youth!!

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Youth aside, there are numerous 40-year olds whose butts would easily outclass theirs for firmness, softness, smoothness, and shape whose crack invites any living and breathing red-blooded Canadian male to bury his nose into those delicious folds...

Ahhh, there now, I've said it!

 

[Discombobbled]

Youth aside, there are numerous 40-year olds whose butts would easily outclass theirs for firmness, softness, smoothness, and shape whose crack invites any living and breathing red-blooded Canadian male to bury his nose into those delicious folds...

Ahhh, there now, I've said it!

So what's the deal Maury? Is this something you've kept shrouded and repressed? Interested parties want to know.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

...there are numerous 40-year olds whose butts would easily outclass theirs for firmness, softness, smoothness, and shape ...

not likely...

 

[stryker]

not likely...

FuZz,there are lots of ladies over 30 who have great tushies,your just not looking

 

[Yman]

Chevron at Oak and 41st Ave. She showed a little mid riff too and her skin was firm and flawless with a tight lil tummy.

 

[bartendr]

i really love a nice ass!...and long smooth legs too