Sure-fire pickup lines!!!

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Tough to top these gems!

**Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
**Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
**Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
**Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
**I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

 

[LonelyGhost]

those might work at a willie nelson concert ...

 

[American Male]

those might work at a willie nelson concert ...

Or a meeting of the Republican National Committee....

 

[erexpill.com]

those might work at a willie nelson concert ...

- Har, Har, Har thats priceless

 

[georgebushmoron]

'tis a funny thread!

 

[manrock]

how about Your so HOT that i would crawl on my hands and knees through a mile of broken glass just to suck the last cock that fucked you

 

[mick_eight]

Do you fuck Bitch? Answer.....not till you came around, you smooth talker

 

[hitrack]

My nik name is "tripod"!!!

 

[Fudd]

Your so fuckin nice, I'd like to use your shit for toothpaste!

Yuck. Don't want to think about that one.

 

[manrock]

Your so fuckin nice, I'd like to use your shit for toothpaste!

or maybe i would eat your shit just to smell your asshole

 

[DJLAW]

nobody has mentioned "Wanna Fuck?"

 

[gotsome2004]

Pick up lines

Hay baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cos I can see myself, in your pants.

Hay toots, wiggles eyebrows, I lost my number...could I have yours?

If these don't get you laid, you'll just have to pay for it like the rest of us

 

[rickoshadows]

Excuse me, but do you have a boyfriend named Rick?

Would you like one?

 

[BYSON]

wanna play army? ok I laydown and you can blow me all over the place


can I smell you're feet? NO I'm sorry it must be you're cunt