Having experienced first-hand many of the benefits (both physical and emotional) of an intense sex life—and knowing that for perhaps most men such a sex life isn't available without SPs—I've become quite a vocal advocate, among male friends and acquaintances, of the idea of taking up pooning as a hobby, or a form of therapy, or an art form.
The other day, I was at a restaurant where, a few tables over, a bunch of fellows were trying to console one guy who seemed on the verge of crying. On my way to the buffet I passed by them and asked, "Hey guys, everything all right?" One of them said, pointing to the sad-looking guy, "He's depressed."
"Sorry to hear that, brother," I said to the guy. "You know what I often do to cheer up? Go to an erotic massage parlour. Trust me, it can work wonders, at least for some people. Perhaps you should try."
He and his friends seemed interested and wanted to know more. I told them about prices, services, and the locations of a few nearby MPs. They thanked me profusely.
Nice being able to do my share to spread glad tidings of comfort and joy.
The other day, I was at a restaurant where, a few tables over, a bunch of fellows were trying to console one guy who seemed on the verge of crying. On my way to the buffet I passed by them and asked, "Hey guys, everything all right?" One of them said, pointing to the sad-looking guy, "He's depressed."
"Sorry to hear that, brother," I said to the guy. "You know what I often do to cheer up? Go to an erotic massage parlour. Trust me, it can work wonders, at least for some people. Perhaps you should try."
He and his friends seemed interested and wanted to know more. I told them about prices, services, and the locations of a few nearby MPs. They thanked me profusely.
Nice being able to do my share to spread glad tidings of comfort and joy.