"During intercourse, once a woman's genitals are vigorously rubbed and her womb titillated, a lustfulness overwhelms her down there, and the feeling of pleasure and warmth pools out through the rest of her body." -- Hippocrates, physician, 400 B.C.
Whose to argue with the doctor? Anyone up for some old-age medicine?
"If you have never masturbated and want to, we invite you to try ... you may have to contend with voices within you that repeat, 'Nice girls don't ...' or 'A happily married woman wouldn't want to ...' Many of us have these feelings, but they change in time." -- The New Our Bodies, Ourselves, 1992
So Wise, yet so innocent. Why didn't they teach this in high school?
"Exude tremendous enthusiasm for sex and have it as often as possible. Try never to say no and do not start thinking or talking about other chores or problems during it." -- Holly Hollenbeck, Sex Lives of Wives, 2008
I see a pattern here, do you wish to test it?
"Feigned illness, sleepiness and headaches are among the wife's best friends ..."
The Ultimate Trump Card...how it has foiled many a man. But I prefere my cure for a headache.
"Arguments, nagging, scolding and bickering also prove very effective if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction."
So there is an ulterior plan here for why I'm always at fault for leaving the toilet seat up...
"By their tenth anniversary, many wives have managed to complete their child bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all sexual contacts with the husband."
...No wonder divorce rates are high
"The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown up no farther than the waist, and only permit him to open the front of his pajamas to thus make connection. She will be absolutely silent or babble about her housework while he is huffing and puffing away."
And thus the Olympic Sport of "Ceiling Tile Counting" was born!
"As soon as the husband has completed the act, the wise wife will start nagging him about various minor tasks she wishes him to perform on the morrow."
Quid Quo Pro in motion. And of course how the act of "falling asleep" immediately afterwards was bred into every male henceforth! Women really have themselves to blame for men not being able to cuddle afterwards
All from the SexFiles
Whose to argue with the doctor? Anyone up for some old-age medicine?
"If you have never masturbated and want to, we invite you to try ... you may have to contend with voices within you that repeat, 'Nice girls don't ...' or 'A happily married woman wouldn't want to ...' Many of us have these feelings, but they change in time." -- The New Our Bodies, Ourselves, 1992
So Wise, yet so innocent. Why didn't they teach this in high school?
"Exude tremendous enthusiasm for sex and have it as often as possible. Try never to say no and do not start thinking or talking about other chores or problems during it." -- Holly Hollenbeck, Sex Lives of Wives, 2008
I see a pattern here, do you wish to test it?
"Feigned illness, sleepiness and headaches are among the wife's best friends ..."
The Ultimate Trump Card...how it has foiled many a man. But I prefere my cure for a headache.
"Arguments, nagging, scolding and bickering also prove very effective if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction."
So there is an ulterior plan here for why I'm always at fault for leaving the toilet seat up...
"By their tenth anniversary, many wives have managed to complete their child bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all sexual contacts with the husband."
...No wonder divorce rates are high
"The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown up no farther than the waist, and only permit him to open the front of his pajamas to thus make connection. She will be absolutely silent or babble about her housework while he is huffing and puffing away."
And thus the Olympic Sport of "Ceiling Tile Counting" was born!
"As soon as the husband has completed the act, the wise wife will start nagging him about various minor tasks she wishes him to perform on the morrow."
Quid Quo Pro in motion. And of course how the act of "falling asleep" immediately afterwards was bred into every male henceforth! Women really have themselves to blame for men not being able to cuddle afterwards
All from the SexFiles
