A man gets on a plane and is sitting there by the window with two vacant seats when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to him.
The first man is wondering about the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explains that he is a government agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog." "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I put him to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm. The agent says, "Good boy," and he turns to the first man and says "that woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number, and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
The man says "that's pretty neat."
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so, again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!", the first man tells him.
The agent then tells Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment, and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and poops.
The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, "what's going on?"
The agent nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"
The first man is wondering about the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explains that he is a government agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog." "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I put him to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm. The agent says, "Good boy," and he turns to the first man and says "that woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number, and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
The man says "that's pretty neat."
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so, again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!", the first man tells him.
The agent then tells Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment, and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and poops.
The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, "what's going on?"
The agent nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"
