NOTE: The following is a duplicate of a post I made in the "SP with the Best Ass" thread. I was asked to copy and post it as a new thread so it could serve as a future reference to Newbies.
As background I've added complete copies of 5 of the 6 posts by lilbeaver. No doubt he is a legitimate poster so I'm sure he won't mind if we use them as class examples "for discussion purposes only".
Knowing how helpful everyone on PERB is to newbies, feel free to add your own advice on the subject.
Wow - you just joined PERB on Feb 4 and managed to stay silent until Feb 13. Then whammo - your first six posts are in the space of a few hours. 5 of 6 posts sing the praises of Chase at Executive. Your only other post is a two liner on the opening of a strip joint on 207.
This certainly makes you come across like a shill, which I am certain could not have been your intention.
As you're new perhaps you'll let some of us old timers help you out and make some suggestions.
First, if you really want to promote an SP or MPA then intersperse posts on other subjects between your posts in support of them. Then, spread your posts in support of them over a few days - say one every 4 or 5 days (the MTV attention span means most readers will never remember it was you that posted earlier).
Next, check out the threads in the Lounge on politics, Iraq, Prince Charles and the Mummie, the Gomre Commission and so on. Somethng for everyone and there's enough discussions/debates/flame wars going on there that you can safely fire away unencumbered with any knowledge of the subject. It'll simply make others feel intellectually superior to you which will make you popular. You'll also get your post count up so that - percentage wise - it doesn't look so obvious when you post additional posts in support of Chase and Executive or some other SP or MPA.
And if you really want to support her, a current review of Chase wouldn't hurt. But make sure it's really detailed and sounds like it's coming from a guy. No fancy words - if she's wearing a purple outfit tell us it's purple. Not lavendar and don't use any other words for purple that only ladies know. Purple is purple, red is red, black is black, white is white. Stick to the primary colours - anything else and we'll wonder if the lady wrote it herself.
Oh - I almost forgot. For a real dose of reality include a few criticisms in the review. By criticism we mean something more than that she mis-quoted one or two words from some obscure thing Keats wrote that guys would never read. Comments on her wrinkles, how old they really are, real weight (to the closes 50 lbs), appearance of her toe, attitude, refusal to do GFE are all fair game - guys are fixated on this in their reviews but ladies seem to avoid these subjects.
And if you really want to sound legit, post a few reviews of other SPs and MPAs. If you don't have any don't copy anyone else's review. Whenever somebody copies someone else's and posts it as their own, they always seem to forget to change the names, dates, some words or other things that make it obvious it's a copy. Instead, summarize it in your own words or make one up - about some great girl you just met but who doesn't want you to disclose her contact information. Seems to work for others.
Anyways, welcome to PERB and we look forward to many more posts from you in future.
If you haven't done so you might also want to read the Newbie Guide. Otherwise you might ask some questions that are already answered there - like that idiot Penhold99 kept doing! Thankfully he's no longer around.
Penhold
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Lessons in Shilling
As background I've added complete copies of 5 of the 6 posts by lilbeaver. No doubt he is a legitimate poster so I'm sure he won't mind if we use them as class examples "for discussion purposes only".
Knowing how helpful everyone on PERB is to newbies, feel free to add your own advice on the subject.
lilbeaver said:
lilbeaver said:
lilbeaver said:
lilbeaver:lilbeaver said:
Wow - you just joined PERB on Feb 4 and managed to stay silent until Feb 13. Then whammo - your first six posts are in the space of a few hours. 5 of 6 posts sing the praises of Chase at Executive. Your only other post is a two liner on the opening of a strip joint on 207.
This certainly makes you come across like a shill, which I am certain could not have been your intention.
As you're new perhaps you'll let some of us old timers help you out and make some suggestions.
First, if you really want to promote an SP or MPA then intersperse posts on other subjects between your posts in support of them. Then, spread your posts in support of them over a few days - say one every 4 or 5 days (the MTV attention span means most readers will never remember it was you that posted earlier).
Next, check out the threads in the Lounge on politics, Iraq, Prince Charles and the Mummie, the Gomre Commission and so on. Somethng for everyone and there's enough discussions/debates/flame wars going on there that you can safely fire away unencumbered with any knowledge of the subject. It'll simply make others feel intellectually superior to you which will make you popular. You'll also get your post count up so that - percentage wise - it doesn't look so obvious when you post additional posts in support of Chase and Executive or some other SP or MPA.
And if you really want to support her, a current review of Chase wouldn't hurt. But make sure it's really detailed and sounds like it's coming from a guy. No fancy words - if she's wearing a purple outfit tell us it's purple. Not lavendar and don't use any other words for purple that only ladies know. Purple is purple, red is red, black is black, white is white. Stick to the primary colours - anything else and we'll wonder if the lady wrote it herself.
Oh - I almost forgot. For a real dose of reality include a few criticisms in the review. By criticism we mean something more than that she mis-quoted one or two words from some obscure thing Keats wrote that guys would never read. Comments on her wrinkles, how old they really are, real weight (to the closes 50 lbs), appearance of her toe, attitude, refusal to do GFE are all fair game - guys are fixated on this in their reviews but ladies seem to avoid these subjects.
And if you really want to sound legit, post a few reviews of other SPs and MPAs. If you don't have any don't copy anyone else's review. Whenever somebody copies someone else's and posts it as their own, they always seem to forget to change the names, dates, some words or other things that make it obvious it's a copy. Instead, summarize it in your own words or make one up - about some great girl you just met but who doesn't want you to disclose her contact information. Seems to work for others.
Anyways, welcome to PERB and we look forward to many more posts from you in future.
If you haven't done so you might also want to read the Newbie Guide. Otherwise you might ask some questions that are already answered there - like that idiot Penhold99 kept doing! Thankfully he's no longer around.
Penhold
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Lessons in Shilling
