Shejaculation!

nylon69

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Hey boys & girls,

I was just brushing up on my Female Genitalia knowledge and how to better understand the mechanics of She-gear and look what I found:

I give you - "SHEJACULATION" :eek: (more crudely known as "squirting")
http://bitchingandmoaning.org/archives/2005/04/shejaculation.php

I've done the double-fingered urethral sponge (g-spot) massage (avec clitoral stimulation) to an ex of mine with great results (13 orgasms), so I know it works. It takes some time to awaken it, and the first 3 were pure hard work, but after that, they came at a faster pace and higher intensity. She almost passed out a few times. :D

Another link I found contains oodles of detailed diagrams of the anatomy of the Female Genitalia : (study up DATY fans :D )
http://www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/nfr_index.htm

The thing that got me thinking about all this is an article in the Sept 06 issue of Men's Health (The Rock on the cover). There is a page in there written by a woman telling men HOW to please them. 1 blurb mentioned something about stroking/massaging the clitoral hood instead of just jabbing your oral serpent directly at the clit and seeing her hop like a bunny.

This made me think of how some guys :rolleyes: rub their thumb directly on the clit while fucking. I pictured using 2 fingers to stroke the clitoral hood, like a tiny penis, outwards from the body, thus stimulated indirect at first until she gives you the green light. :)

Next class: Tongue Aerobics!!! :rolleyes:

Cheers
 

LonelyGhost

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did you miss the point of this site?

we pay women to please us.

this crap you posted is like telling us
how to rebuild the engine on a rental car!

If I have to put that much work into getting some chick
off, then she better start paying me by the hour!
 

love...alex

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Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
*blows LonelyGhost a few kisses*

Last weekend at the impromptu orgy there was this couple showing off, and the lady was a squirter. It blew my mind! There was squirt-age! I didn't know it worked like that!
I can't figure out if I'm jealous or relieved that I don't do that. It would be cool, but it would also be messy! ;)
 

LonelyGhost

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love...alex said:
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
*blows LonelyGhost a few kisses*
thanks, I needed that, i was up all night rebuilding the engine in a rental car!

ps: thinking of changing the name to "lonelygrump"
 

LonelyGhost

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Right. And one of the reasons why some of you are here is that you don't care about women's pleasure, and nobody wants to put out for you for free:)
if she's 'putting out' for free, then it would be my pleasure to
do what it takes for her to enjoy herself ...

but if you took the time to read my post rather than having a knee-jerk freak-out to everything I post, you might notice the humour in it ...
 

necko

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LonelyGhost said:
thanks, I needed that, i was up all night rebuilding the engine in a rental car!

ps: thinking of changing the name to "lonelygrump"
You could have taken that car to Canadian Tire and they would have gladly fixed that rental car for twice as much as its worth:D
 

LonelyGhost

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OK, I'll bite.....WHY IN THE HOLY FUCK are you doing anything on a rental car?
we ran out of things to do IN the rental car?


actually, i was suggesting an analogy between spending 4 hours
learning how to make an sp happy sexually and the futility of
do-it-yourself repairs on a rental car ...

in both cases, one assumes you only have them long enough
to get the job done, toss some junk around and drop them off
for the next client.

NOT that i am that kind of guy, but when some twinkie posts some idiot
stuff about karmic-sex-tantric-squiriting crapola nonsense i tend to get
even grumpier than usual.

off to service myself ... satisfaction guarenteed and i'll still hate myself
in the morning!
 

Howard26

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my SO is a squirter...and is multiorgasmic....just change the sheets and use lots of towels...nothing like a little squirt all over my face...I love it!

love...alex said:
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
*blows LonelyGhost a few kisses*

Last weekend at the impromptu orgy there was this couple showing off, and the lady was a squirter. It blew my mind! There was squirt-age! I didn't know it worked like that!
I can't figure out if I'm jealous or relieved that I don't do that. It would be cool, but it would also be messy! ;)
 
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