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Saw this girl, was in the mood to try someone new and young. She responded quickly and said she could arrive quickly as well, so she won out from another new girl I'd also text(Lucy, my first choice).
Too bad, I maybe should have been more patient, anybody seen Lucy?
Too bad because Serenity is a little rough around the edges looking.
Man is she tiny, really almost a complete turn off. She has the body/curves of a not yet mature(fully developed) teen. And when I said I was in the mood for "young" I mean college age, not collegiate. Save for all her tattoos that helped me believe she was older....ugh. Small breast, and ass, BUT a rather large shaved vag.
Would not ever repeat!
Even doing doggy had me thinking I was back as a young teen banging a squirming high school chick by her moves.
Not my cup of tea what so ever.
Chalk it up as TOFTT.
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexyblondepetite-serenity/2263713

Oh...btw, this is Lucy....any intel?
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/Female...-party-with-you-today-100-real-photos/2435083
 
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plumbcrawl

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while I can understand your disappointment most of the reason you seemed to no enjoy her was based on appearance, but she posted a well lit video that showed a body type very similar to what you described as a complete turn off...not sure how you can look at that video and pictures and be surprised when a voluptuous bombshell type doesn't answer the door. Better luck next time, but my god trust your eyes!
 

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Beer goggles ;)
But you're right, I wouldn't have chosen her 1st AND she was even tinier than what I'd assumed....lol.
 

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she's actually an amazing person if ud taken the chance to get to know her I don't think you'd say things like that.i don't think you would appreciate someone saying cruel things about your body online, you should have the same respect for her.
I'm sorry?!
 
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she's actually an amazing person if ud taken the chance to get to know her I don't think you'd say things like that.i don't think you would appreciate someone saying cruel things about your body online, you should have the same respect for her.
I'm sorry?!
Comes with the territory when you "sell" yourself as an escort via online ads on bp etc.
Amazing?
And just to be clear, I was generous when I wrote, "looked rough around the edges". She wasn't on any substances, that I could tell of, so sure amazing. She did show up.
 
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you know what you cum guzzling piece of shit! watch your fucking mouth, u clearly had a pathetic excuse for a mother if she raised you thinking it was appropriate to talk about a female that way. I'm also an escort. I don't sell my body, if I CHOOSE to have sex, it's consenual, my payment is for my time and companionship ....sorry wait , someone as unintelligent as u doesn't know the definition of escort. ...and before u start flapping your dick sucking lips about how big her vagina is , maybe you should check your drawers, pretty sure only someone who's insecure about themselves makes comments like the ones you did. maybe her vagina is just fine, but it didn't matter cause ur dick is too small.....so take ur 1/4 inch weewee and go find some tweezers to jerk it!
It's Blondie and was it Sandy prior to that? Yeah I know who you are.
 

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Man, don't we all miss those junior high days when stringing some swear words together made us feel superior and "cool". Lol. Coming from the girl who shills herself, was caught doing it right away AND still thought she fooled all of perb 4 times over.....Anyways, wake up. The only reason you get attention is because you sell your ass, I'd love to see you survive otherwise. You're actually lucky you were born with a money maker because it sounds like holding a conversation, being honest, showing respect, trusting people, doing a good job etc etc etc....are just SOME simple life skills you struggle with. Holding meaningful friendships, relationships and jobs typically lead to success.....maybe one day you'll start doing that. Can't wait to read your 12 year old temper tantrum response.

And for the record, I don't think all escorts just sell their ass, just you and most of BP. We have some local gems that treat this like a career and are very polite, professional, clean, sensual, intellgent, seductive etc....Now that, is selling companionship, not what you do! You sell bad sex.
 

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It's Blondie and was it Sandy prior to that? Yeah I know who you are.
Hey Blondie aka Sandy and what other alias you may have used prior like toughcritic, got all the facts I need here on perb an escort review board.

if you knew me at all you'd know in was one of the sweetest ppl on the planet. however if you think I'm gonna sit here and let some dirtbag bash a nice girllike he did your sadly mistaken. and FYI, I would make it if it wasn't for my money maker, I'll have you know I turned down a position in Ontario making $26 an hour because my family needed me here and that was more important. before I was offered that promotion I was the first female water blaster Honda had that was under 250 lbs. maybe check your facts before You run your mouth.
 
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hankmoody

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you know what you cum guzzling piece of shit! watch your fucking mouth, u clearly had a pathetic excuse for a mother if she raised you thinking it was appropriate to talk about a female that way. I'm also an escort. I don't sell my body, if I CHOOSE to have sex, it's consenual, my payment is for my time and companionship ....sorry wait , someone as unintelligent as u doesn't know the definition of escort. ...and before u start flapping your dick sucking lips about how big her vagina is , maybe you should check your drawers, pretty sure only someone who's insecure about themselves makes comments like the ones you did. maybe her vagina is just fine, but it didn't matter cause ur dick is too small.....so take ur 1/4 inch weewee and go find some tweezers to jerk it!
furthermore, you're very lucky u have your screen name to hide behind . cause if I had a way to find you I personally guarantee I'd smash you in the jaw so hard you'd never speak another negative word about a lady ....also who are you to judge ppl for being on BP. your the ones who's shopping on there, seems to me your the pot calling the kettle black....but at least us kettles make money ;)
Does anyone have a link or anything for this one?
Is this her? http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sandy204-515-4982outcall-special/2399680

**Good to know
 
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Bobcat boy

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I hope for your sake you have a lot of them cuz you won't be getting anymore after they read your verbal poo poo.
 

shorty1967

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I really don't give two flying Fucks, u r a bunch of grown men gossiping like school girls in an online forum. I have regular clients, I don't need ones like you who do nothing but cause drama and say rude things about a girl who took the time to do your call. I think I'll stick with my current clients.
So said Eaton's, Zellers, and Target in more or less the same terms!
Me I just out nice my competitors, because I don't want some of your hard earned cash like them, I am greedy and want it all!
 

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Serenity lists a new phone number but whoever has that phone claims to not be Serenity. Anyone have Serenity's phone number?
 
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