An elderly couple who were married forever were sitting on their front porch one evening, when suddenly the old lady turns and smacks her husband right on the button. He falls out of his rocker and into the bushes. After he collects himself he get's up and asks his wife what that was for. She replied "because you've got a little pecker". The husband sits back down and contemplates what just happened and then turns and pops his lady on the side of the head. She too falls into the bushes. Upon recovery she asks her dear old husband what that was for. He replied, "that's for you knowing there's more than one size".
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