Well, I did it. Took one for the team. And… yeah, I kind of wish I hadn’t. I hate writing negative reviews since these ladies work hard.. But I want to save a fellow from wasting money.
Let’s start with the good: her body and appearance? Top-tier. Photos don’t lie, she looks fantastic. And the BBBJ? Solid. No complaints there. Nice thin body.
Now for the not-so-great. The website promised DFK, but there was absolutely zero kissing. Not even a polite “hello” peck. Nada. When I tried, she turned her head. Definitely not a hygiene issue since I take good care of myself and previous reviews indicate the same.
The service overall felt like she was punching a time clock, very robotic, minimal engagement. I paid for the full hour, but after finishing a bit too quickly (hey, it happens), we were just… sitting there. Me awkwardly trying not to stare, her doing a great impression of a wax figure. No cuddles, no chit-chat, no warm fuzzy anything. She doesn’t speak English, so the silence was deafening. I felt like I was being punished for something. Not even a single effort to interact with me. She was literally staring at a wall away from me.
It honestly made me concerned for her and I asked if she was okay and she said she was fine.
By the end, I was just counting down the minutes, wondering where it all went wrong.
Honestly, I left feeling more rejected than relieved. (I don’t think I’m an ugly guy..)
If I wanted to feel rejected I could’ve tried messaging an ex or flirting at a family reunion (joking).
All in all, the physical pleasure is present but the emotional damage is real. I left feeling like I paid for emotional damage.
Save your 320 dollars. Jerk off, then kiss your 320 dollars and put it back in your wallet. I wish I did that.
