One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at a DC restaurant. The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like and he replied, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asked George W.
He replied, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress said, "How rude. You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!" The waitress stormed away.
Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
He replied, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress said, "How rude. You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!" The waitress stormed away.
Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
