Tried this at TERB with huge success, maybe it will work here and maybe not. I was raised Roman Catholic but lost my faith years ago, here's a few of my favorites:
"Those who do not beleive, do not understand."
St. Augustine
"I will never forget you...I have carved you upon the palms of my hands."
Isaiah 49:15-16
"I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
Footprints
No matter how down I get one thing that always cheers me up is the sheer absurdity of life. For some reason these get me to laugh or lighten my mood when I least expect it:
"If the gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up and drop a big elbow on the world."
Mick "Cactus Jack" Foley
"Don't you talk to me like that, I'm a nice man, I mind my own business. So you tell me that's that mattress man, before I beat the hell from you."
Barry Egan (Punch Drunk Love)
" I was at a pornography store, I was buying pornography."
Homer Simpson
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "...Well I'll need some beer."
"Hate world. Revenge Soon."
Homer Simpson
"I'm god's lonely man."
Travis Bickle
"Those who do not beleive, do not understand."
St. Augustine
"I will never forget you...I have carved you upon the palms of my hands."
Isaiah 49:15-16
"I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
Footprints
No matter how down I get one thing that always cheers me up is the sheer absurdity of life. For some reason these get me to laugh or lighten my mood when I least expect it:
"If the gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up and drop a big elbow on the world."
Mick "Cactus Jack" Foley
"Don't you talk to me like that, I'm a nice man, I mind my own business. So you tell me that's that mattress man, before I beat the hell from you."
Barry Egan (Punch Drunk Love)
" I was at a pornography store, I was buying pornography."
Homer Simpson
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "...Well I'll need some beer."
"Hate world. Revenge Soon."
Homer Simpson
"I'm god's lonely man."
Travis Bickle
