Put me in coach..

[Heathcliff70]

It might sound a bit ridiculous..but i have been out of the sex game for the past 5 years..meaning I haven't had sex in 5 hrs.
I am so very tired of porn.
Im gonna ask you guys..
Who of all the SPs out there would make the best sex coach?

Have I mentioned how amazing it is to have a forum like this.