Pooner "fail" dilemma syndrome

[nmjoff]

FDS syndrome


F#*k have you ever had a pocket full of cash and couldnt for the life of you find a good sp to answer her phone ???
Then you surf for a new experience TOFTT and google thier number or find shitty reviews (Thankfully) Damn...

Going to have to buy some new welding gloves and rent a porno and say hello to Lurch! LOL

 

[Dickson]

Happens all the time. I recently had a week before arriving in Vancouver contacted 7 provider who I had a hard time reaching them. Then all were busy and could not come out to play. Or maybe they just did not want to play with me. Lost one due to flights being screwed up. I was planning a nice dinner and really looking forward to it only to have AC screw it all up. Ended up with Vanessa Kelly and we had an amazing all night affair. Man that lady can suck cock. Dyson Suction has nothing on the wet vac Dr Kelly provides. OMG.

Dr Kelly wanted all those ladies out there to know Dickson cock is not that big. She has inspected alot and she had no problems with it at all. WE fucked from midnight to 4 AM. Went thought a lot of condoms. We both walked away in the morning a little on the sore side but we walked away.

I try to book advance but even that does not work with Shelby, Lilly, Christy, Mia, Jenna and the list goes on. They book up fast or they just did not want to come out to play with Dickson. However the gods shined on me with Ms Kelly.

All I can say is “Persistence Beats Resistance” Ladies you are not getting off that easy. I got a cock with your name on it. You can run but you can't hide.

 

[Elmore]

FDS syndrome


F#*k have you ever had a pocket full of cash and couldnt for the life of you find a good sp to answer her phone ???
Then you surf for a new experience TOFTT and google thier number or find shitty reviews (Thankfully) Damn...

Going to have to buy some new welding gloves and rent a porno and say hello to Lurch! LOL

I was having bad luck much like you one day and I called up some random escort and had an appointment to see her. Everything was telling me to do something more intelligent with the money. She called and said she would be delayed by an hour or so. Should I listen to my gut and just say "no worries...maybe another time". No....I kept driving. I swear to god, I saw I sign on the highway that said HERPES .

I got closer and realized it said HEROES (as in HIGHWAY OF HEROES). Needless to say I called her and said I could not make it an hour later and I made better use of the money. (No, I didn't get glasses!)

 

[Dgodus]

G'Damnit Vanessa, your back!! (need a drooling smiley face here)

Went from the start of Dec till nearly the end of Jan with nobody interesting travelling through were I was, and the odd time someone was touring their transportation got in the way. Been nothing but good luck since though!

 

[sevenofnine]

a few times i must admit,
one of the reason why im a regular with one lady in particular she never lets me down

when i first started in this it kind of stressed me out to be honest with you,
but after a year or two in this, i realized the first thing i would run out of in this is not girls to see but money

to be honest with you, if for any reason it doesn't happen i thank the girl in person or secretly

my regular lady was on an extended down time recently, i saw an advertizement and out of the blue i asked the girl for a session, she said ok but asked for a reference, my regular sp was out of the country i still emailed her almost daily it would have been no problem for me to get a reference in this, i just was to lazy to and after being in this for a decade i didn't feel like i needed to,

the girl declined, i politely emailed her back and said thanks you just saved me some money,
i told my sp when she got back she said she would have given me a referal but was thankful i stuck with her,

so just think of the money you save when a girl turns you down,

 

[luvsdaty]

Happens all the time & has saved me a lot of money

 

[deathreborn]

FDS syndrome


F#*k have you ever had a pocket full of cash and couldnt for the life of you find a good sp to answer her phone ???
Then you surf for a new experience TOFTT and google thier number or find shitty reviews (Thankfully) Damn...

Going to have to buy some new welding gloves and rent a porno and say hello to Lurch! LOL

i totally can relate. saturday nights are my night to unwind yet it seems there is never anyone available. either they only work during the day or no answer on the phone. even the selection at carmen fox on a saturday is the worst. tried for a couple hours to find someone independent last saturday. finally gave up, looked at the fox site. only 5 foxes listed on the schedule. phoned only two available. was desperate so i picked ursula. went to the den and realized i wasn't that desperate. woman had to be pushing 50. not attractive in the least. gladly paid the the $100 cancellation fee and hit the road. saved $225 on what i know would have been an awful time.

even today the pickings were slim. tried lady via/tianna since i had a good time with her a few weeks ago, and she had just come back from a break. saw her ad on erslist saying she was working until 9pm. called her for a 3pm appt. she declined saying she had already gone home because she had to mow her lawn (yes the actual grass), not a metaphor for something else. found it odd since it's been raining nonstop for weeks. who the hell mows their lawn now. obvious blowoff. no biggie. good thing i'm not tobleroney or i'd be dangling from a rope somewhere by now. anyways the hunt continues. the selfish side of me hopes an sp i experienced last year comes back as she was awesome, heads and tails above anyone else i've ever seen, the gentlemanly/compassionate side hopes she stays away as the business has done enough damage to her inside already.