Pictures in posts

[burnman]

This is annoying. Why do people have these big pictures in their signature blocks. Examples are the one with the buy waving his hard-on around, the three bill cosbys in a car, the one with the little girl getting screwed on a table and the girl undressing.

These things just take up room on my desktop and make browsing the discussions more tedious. Is there no way these can be stopped since they really say nothing about the writer, take up bandwidth, and don't contribute anything to the discussion.

 

[vancouverman]

Is there no way these can be stopped since they really say nothing about the writer, take up bandwidth, and don't contribute anything to the discussion.

I think you are wrong .. we ( the posters ) think it tells others about us... even if just to annoy others.

I think, in IE, you can turn it off by going to Tools->Internet Options->Advanced->Multimedia make sure, there is no check mark next to the "Show pictures" option.

Hope this helps.

 

[LutherBlissett]

Yes, yes, yes.

I like to browse Perb in an Internet cafe in the morning on my laptop and this kind of juvenile crap is:

a) Funny, but only the first time you see it. I can avoid Vanman's threads if I want to but the repetitive waggling of the penis, balling the anime chick on the table, etc. is Three Stooges material. The first time you see Moe poke Curly in the eyes it is a scream but after the 240th, jeezus .... ya gets a little weary.
b) Copied from somewhere else, so it really expresses nothing of the poster's personality. I assume someone who needs an extreme vibrating picture on his post has nothing to say of import -- sorry, buds, but I skip all comments from these brain-cramp assholes. Give your head a shake -- what are you saying about your non-personailty by borrowing someone else's ideas?
c) Embarrassing if others are shoulder surfing.

Ditch 'em boys.

 

[tom25]

It ain't going to stop

This started after the avatar function was turned off and I don't suspect its going to stop.

You can actually control this yourself. Just go to your User CP, Edit options ... and then go down to thread display options ... then just uncheck the show signatures box. Presto, they'll all disappear and you can then pretend we're all as smart as you

Tom

p.s. I really would rather be eating pussy!

 

[Kev]

...and you can then pretend we're all as smart as you

Touche

 

[hitrack]

You can choose not to view sigs in the forum options I think.

 

[bwaters]

It's like seeing the same frickin bumper sticker on you neighbor's car over and over again.

 

[SoftHandsAnne]

You can actually control this yourself. Just go to your User CP, Edit options ... and then go down to thread display options ... then just uncheck the show signatures box.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh... oh.... ya.... That's the stuff....

I was getting way too hypnotized by those bouncing boobies...

 

[BS Detector]

I was getting way too hypnotized by those bouncing boobies...

I was too but I mean that in a good way

 

[Randy Whorewald]

It's like seeing the same frickin bumper sticker on you neighbor's car over and over again.

Bumper stickers can be funny too!!

 

[vancouverman]

Bumper stickers can be funny too!!

The top 100 funny Bumper Stickers

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!
A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass
CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't worry…it's only kinky the first time.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
Get off my ass before I start to like it!
God is Coming and is she PISSED
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
Horn Broken Watch for Finger
I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.
I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewellery.
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
I am not a bum. My wife works!
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I don't care, I don't have to.
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.
I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
I is a college student.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember shit)
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way
If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart
If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?
If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!
Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!
It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!
It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body.
Jesus is coming look busy.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Lord give me patience... But Hurry!
Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
Men are Idiots and I married their King
My daughter turned down your honor student!
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
My other bumper sticker is funny.
My other car is a broom
My other car is also a piece of junk
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
So many pedestrians. So little time!
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
Think this looks bad? You should see the front.
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.
YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

 

[BS Detector]

Thanks VM...Here's more

• Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
• Forget the Whales. Save the Cowboy
• I'm From the Government. I'm here to help you.
• Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill.
• Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the Kids in Touch
• My Mother Was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
• If You Love Jesus Tithe -- Any Fool Can Honk
• Black Holes Suck
• This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
• Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
• Barney is more insidious than Dianetics!
• Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
• I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
• The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
• We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
• The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
• Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest!
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed."
• A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
• There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
• I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
• Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
• I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over it.
• What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
• Assassins do it from behind.
• If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
• Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
• Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
• Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
• We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
• Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal.
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot
• If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Love: two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
• According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
• Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
• Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
• Warning. Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
• 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
• Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Diplomacy is the art of saying, “Nice doggie!”...’Til you can find a rock.
• I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
• Auntie Em: hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog...Dorothy
• Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
• Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
• I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
• Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
•I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
• Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
• Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
• Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
• It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
• When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
• Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
• Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
• Wink, I'll do the rest!
• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
• Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
• Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students!
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
• i souport publik edekasion
• We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
• 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I put it in Reverse?
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
• When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
• She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
• I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• Honk if you want to see my Fuckin' finger
• Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
• Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
• I want to die in my sleep like my granddad…Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
• Why doesn't Batman have a Bat beeper?
• Horn broken. Watch for finger.
• All generalizations are false.
• I brake for no apparent reason.
• I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
• Forget the Jones’s, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
• Born free...Taxed to death.
• The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
• I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
• Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
• Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
• If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
• Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
• No radio - Already stolen.
• Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
• Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.
• IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
• Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• Beer…It's not just for breakfast anymore.
• The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
• 100,000 sperm and you had to win.
• Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…
• One nice thing about egotists…They don't talk about other people.
• If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.
• Warning! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
• Save trees…Wipe your ass with a spotted owl
• Honk if you've never seen a Uzi fired from a car window
• If you can read this, please flip me over (seen upside down on a jeep)
• Guys: No shirt, no service. Gals: No shirt, no charge.
• Cat…The other white meat
• If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
• Impotence: Nature's Way of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
• If You Can Read This, I've lost My Trailer.
• The Earth Is Full. Go Home!
• I Have The Body Of A God...Buddha
• This would be really funny if it weren’t happening To Me!
• I'm Cleverly Disguised as A Responsible Adult
• If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
• The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name...
• Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway!
• Illiterate? Write For Help.
• Honk if anything falls off
• Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
• Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.
• He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
• Where Are We Going and Why Am I in This Handbasket?
• It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
• I Haven't Lost My Mind. It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
• "Please Tell Your Pants it’s not polite To Point."
• Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass!
• Thank You for Smoking Pot.
• If Sex Is A Pain in the Ass, Then you're Doing It Wrong...
• Remember Folks: Stoplights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
• If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?
• Ax Me About Ebonics
• Boldly Going Nowhere
• Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
• Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
• Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
• How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
• Saw it ...Wanted it ...Had A Fit...Got it!
• What Has Four Legs and An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull!
• If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
• Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
• If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
• Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
• Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
• The proctologist called, they found your head.
• Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me."
• Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
• Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
• Money Can't Buy Everything. That's What Credit Cards Are For.
• Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"…It's, "Hi, how are you."
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
• At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
• It's hard to make a comeback if you haven't been anywhere.
• If voting could really change things it would be illegal.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Bumper stickers,

A couple more I've seen;

It was for you, the village just called and said there idiot is missing!

Nothing quite like lipstick wrapped around the 'ol dipstick!


..............QM'r

 

[Rain Man]

and you can then pretend we're all as smart as you

The value of many opinions - $0.00

The cost of a thread started by Vancouverman - 15 minutes (always open yours first!)

A quote by TOM25 - priceless. ROTFLMHO

 

[ninetynine99]

Thank you Burn Man for raising this issue and thank you SoftHandsAnne for providing directions on how to eliminate the visual clutter of signatures.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... this is much, much, MUCH better!

 

[JustAGuy]

My all time favorite bumper sticker: I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay.

 

[burnman]

Thanks for letting me know how to turn this off. I did not know it was possible.

 

[wolverine]

I'm posting in this thread, just because everyone loves my sig pic so much!!!

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(actually, I'm looking for another to use)