there was a guy who really loved his body; he lifted weights and jogged five miles a day.
one morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he notices that he has a beautiful all over tan except on his penis. he wants his body perfect so decides to do something about it.
he heads out to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for part sticking out- his penis!
two little old ladies come along and one looks down and says "there's no justice in the world"
the other little old lady says "what do you mean?"
the first lady says, "look at that"- pointing at the penis
when i was 10, i was afraid of it
when i was 20, i was curious about it
when i was 30, i enjoyed it
when i was 40, i asked for it
when i was 50, i paid for it
when i was 60, i prayed for it
when i was 70, i forgot about it
and now that i'm 80, the damned tings are growing wild!!!
love susieXXXO
one morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he notices that he has a beautiful all over tan except on his penis. he wants his body perfect so decides to do something about it.
he heads out to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for part sticking out- his penis!
two little old ladies come along and one looks down and says "there's no justice in the world"
the other little old lady says "what do you mean?"
the first lady says, "look at that"- pointing at the penis
when i was 10, i was afraid of it
when i was 20, i was curious about it
when i was 30, i enjoyed it
when i was 40, i asked for it
when i was 50, i paid for it
when i was 60, i prayed for it
when i was 70, i forgot about it
and now that i'm 80, the damned tings are growing wild!!!
love susieXXXO
