I once chatted with a fellow who confided, with a swagger, that 20 years ago he had received a 'Jonas Implant'. This is a solid silver core with some softer outer liner that is inserted into the centre chamber of the penis.
He told me that he had stopped getting erections and was admitted to a special hospital where they wrapped a device around his penis, and while he slept they measured the number of erections he accrued nightly. Men generally have 4 or 5. Well, he had none....so...he opted for the Jonas, one of the first types of inserts.
The only problem he says, is that he cannot wear a speedo anymore as he always appears to have an erection. Given that his appearance closely resembles a "Herman" cartoon, perhaps that is a blessing.
BUT....this got me to thinking....a penis that never fails to be erect....never conks out before the main event (ok, my main event)....and an implant procedure at least as safe, if not more so, than breast implants....and...perhaps one could expand a little on the circumference of the little beast too?
Why don't all men have them? And, could they come with vibration?
He told me that he had stopped getting erections and was admitted to a special hospital where they wrapped a device around his penis, and while he slept they measured the number of erections he accrued nightly. Men generally have 4 or 5. Well, he had none....so...he opted for the Jonas, one of the first types of inserts.
The only problem he says, is that he cannot wear a speedo anymore as he always appears to have an erection. Given that his appearance closely resembles a "Herman" cartoon, perhaps that is a blessing.
BUT....this got me to thinking....a penis that never fails to be erect....never conks out before the main event (ok, my main event)....and an implant procedure at least as safe, if not more so, than breast implants....and...perhaps one could expand a little on the circumference of the little beast too?
Why don't all men have them? And, could they come with vibration?
