Patrick Roy, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colorado Avalanche flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Pat," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."
Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a bright Blue and Copper sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Edmonton Oilers Flag, and in every window an Oiler logo. In the front yard was a sign that said, "You're In Oiler Country!!!!
Pat looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I won four Stanley Cups, more awards than I can remember and am the winningest goalie in NHL history."
God said "So what do you want to know, Pat?"
"Well, why does Dwayne Roloson get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said: "Pat, that's not Dwayne Roloson's house,.......it's mine."
Go Oilers Go!
"This house is yours for eternity, Pat," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."
Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a bright Blue and Copper sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Edmonton Oilers Flag, and in every window an Oiler logo. In the front yard was a sign that said, "You're In Oiler Country!!!!
Pat looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I won four Stanley Cups, more awards than I can remember and am the winningest goalie in NHL history."
God said "So what do you want to know, Pat?"
"Well, why does Dwayne Roloson get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said: "Pat, that's not Dwayne Roloson's house,.......it's mine."
Go Oilers Go!





