Our Pets
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My pet.... Easy to care for, never bitches he is hungry. Never starving for attention. Works great with me working so much. Can jump on a plane and don't have to ask nextdoor to watch him. Can't kill the little fucker. I have dropped him on his head more times than I can count and he just smiles back up at me.
ROFLMFAO You kill meScottyTwoHotty said:
My pet.... Easy to care for, never bitches he is hungry. Never starving for attention. Works great with me working so much. Can jump on a plane and don't have to ask nextdoor to watch him. Can't kill the little fucker. I have dropped him on his head more times than I can count and he just smiles back up at me.
I am sorry to hear that, BBW.
I really love cats. I have two at home. They are like family to me.
I really love cats. I have two at home. They are like family to me.
Sorry to hear about your fuzzy friend, BBW.Sexy BBW said:
This is my baby, who is no longer here
We had at least 3 cats when my kids were small. Lost every one of them. One liked to sleep under the hood of my car (on the motor). Another got poisoned. Another was killed by a car. So we decided to stop getting pets, too hard on the kids when something like that happened.
My pet rock is handy. He protects the condo. Somebody comes in, I throw my rock at him. Not once had he gotten upset at me for it.
I misplace him from time to time. Pisses me off cuz when I call him, he never replies. Then I have to go on a search for him. Its like a big game to him or something. He likes to see me worry.
I misplace him from time to time. Pisses me off cuz when I call him, he never replies. Then I have to go on a search for him. Its like a big game to him or something. He likes to see me worry.
My Baby........
This is my baby, the newest addition to my family, isn't he cute?. He is small now, but will grow to be 4-5 feet ( yes I said feet) long when he is full grown.
I call him Capt.Lizardo.
This is my baby, the newest addition to my family, isn't he cute?. He is small now, but will grow to be 4-5 feet ( yes I said feet) long when he is full grown.
I call him Capt.Lizardo.
My moms dog Casey, part Coyote and Border Collie, this dog likes to "talk" when you meet her, very vocal! Cant wait to see her
Thats the size of a small crocodile when he's 5 ft long!! Hope he doesn't have you for breakfast one morning.CalgEscortJenn said:
This is my baby, the newest addition to my family, isn't he cute?. He is small now, but will grow to be 4-5 feet ( yes I said feet) long when he is full grown.
I call him Capt.Lizardo.
CalgEscortJenn said:
This is my baby, the newest addition to my family, isn't he cute?. He is small now, but will grow to be 4-5 feet ( yes I said feet) long when he is full grown.
I call him Capt.Lizardo.
Damn I was thinking that was a tattoo and then I had a closer look
Nope not a tattoo, just my friendly little..for now lizard. And I don't plan on myself, my child, or my 2 cats ever being his breakfast...hehe He is totally trainable and you can walk these buggers on a harness and leash. And to feed the little bugger, I am running to get him crickets every other day, but what a killing machine when he is hungry. Don't worry gents, if I know your coming, he will not greet you at the door like a dog, he will be locked away in the bedroom after he out grows his aquarium.
"Hi Jenn, I'd like to come over for an incall. Can you please put that fucking lizard in a room somewhere and play with my lizard?"CalgEscortJenn said:
This is my baby, the newest addition to my family, isn't he cute?. He is small now, but will grow to be 4-5 feet ( yes I said feet) long when he is full grown.
I call him Capt.Lizardo.
I can just see it if somebody tries to rip you off... Sick the lizard after them. I know I'd shit my pants if a 5 foot dinosaur came to collect.
Just a thought...if you keep your cat indoors, they live 20 to 25 years on average. No offense Randy, but I never did understand why people let their cats roam free. Between radiator fluid (toxic, yet wildly tasty to cats), warm engines, traffic, mean spirited teenagers, middle-age gardeners who have had enough of the shit/piss smell and mess, and the dead birds, not to mention coyotes...I think those are reasons enough to keep your cat inside, where they are safe for the most part. Just my 2 cents.Randy Whorewald said:
btw- Nice new addition to your family Coco
Okay, VeeVee, can I come over and feed your kitty? (Watching her groom herself could be fun too)
