Have you ever gone on a date out to dinner, and it's a new dating thing....y'know, on your best behavior, don't swear, be polite....and you go to dinner. Somewhere you really never go, but you know she/he might like it so you go, and to impress a bit you order something that's wholesome. Not the usual meaty yummy good stuff that you get, but something with greens and colourful veggies and some chicken thing that's grilled on a stick.
So anyway, after you and your date eat, have a nice time....you head back to her place to watch a movie, pitch a tent...whatever. And it's been a few hours since dinner and things in your stomach that aren't usually there are beginning to process and be digested. So here you are, being cool, charming and hoping to have a little romantic moments and get it on....when suddenly you shift on the couch or chair....and a rather loud left cheek sneak pops out.
Do you....
a) Sneeze or cough to cover it up and hope it wasn't a bomb....or
b) Comment on the squeaky board.....or
c) Blame anything other than admit it....or
d) Laugh and wave it off...
So anyway, after you and your date eat, have a nice time....you head back to her place to watch a movie, pitch a tent...whatever. And it's been a few hours since dinner and things in your stomach that aren't usually there are beginning to process and be digested. So here you are, being cool, charming and hoping to have a little romantic moments and get it on....when suddenly you shift on the couch or chair....and a rather loud left cheek sneak pops out.
Do you....
a) Sneeze or cough to cover it up and hope it wasn't a bomb....or
b) Comment on the squeaky board.....or
c) Blame anything other than admit it....or
d) Laugh and wave it off...
