A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>She asks him why he is staring.
>He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
>She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me.
>When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
>you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
>I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
>#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>The cab driver is very excited and says,
>"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
>"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
>"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>The nun says, "That's OK.
>My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
>She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>She asks him why he is staring.
>He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
>She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me.
>When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
>you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
>I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
>#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>The cab driver is very excited and says,
>"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
>"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
>"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>The nun says, "That's OK.
>My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
