Not a review but something that I have to get off my chest

[LuvToGiveAndReceive]

I poon two to five times a months on average and I'm getting really tired and disappointed when I show up at an incall and see the SP in person, and find out that I was deceived (ie: age, looks, weight, or the famous bait and switch)....I just politely decline and walk out. Some SP's may ask for 20 or 30 dollars as a cancellation fee but we pooners invest travelling time, gas and parking money. I'm not a cheap guy whatsoever and I work hard for my money (just like everyone else), but I cannot justify paying an SP for purposely misleading me. Everyone knows that this happens ALOT on erslist, backpage, etc., so I hope you guys are doing the same thing (politely decline and leave). Perhaps this way, the "dishonest" SP's may finally get the message and start advertising with truthfulness and integrity. I know, wishful thinking but you never know, maybe something will change for the better!

 

[dogbum]

I do the same. Walk and say "sorry". To give any money is a complete rip off. They should give us money for deceiving us.

 

[cherise]

i just dont understand the reasoning behind it. there are plenty of guys who like bbws or mature women, tall short, W.H.Y. .f the ladies were honest in their ads , im sure they would find enoughg good clients to keep them happy. it cant be good for their self esteem to have so many gentlemen turn and walk

 

[Dgodus]

Massively photoshopped pictures are one thing (Its not hard to find escorts who post professional pictures and candid shots which look waaaay different), and is pretty much a "wtf are you serious".

But fudging the numbers on things like weight I can understand. Recently met someone 5'9" and listed 116lbs. Yup she was a skinny girl. Her actual weight? Around 140. I mean she's 5 fucking 9 for crying out loud yes she's going to weigh more, but some potential clients are just going to see 140lbs and think she's chunky (she very much looks 116) and think the pictures are doctored.

Things like age, and breast size. Come on you have to honest with what you actually look like. Met two women advertised as 25 when they were both early/mid 30's. One looked 25 and the other showed everyday of her age.

I think on some providers thought process is I can trick them on the numbers and hook them with the service. I know from personal experience this has worked on me, but looks may be important to me they aren't the top quality I'm looking for nor are they the be all end all stat like they are to some.

 

[mesoevo2]

I'm a newbie to the site but to this activity. Have to understand that a lot of the posting are not done by the girls. Its all the f@*$ mamasans and papasans that have all this time to do it. If they didn't find a way to attract our attentions, their girls would never get any business. That's why when I see like VIVI or ABBY, I know what I'm getting. All the others are crab shoot. You feel Lucky???

 

[abooteh]

While I would agree that ads posted by mamasans and papasans are usually full of deceit, it seems that some to most of the ads posted here are done by the girls themselves.

 

[BIGOZZIE]

Shold be an easier way to share info . When you guys walk do you report it?

 

[ThisEndUp]

Shold be an easier way to share info . When you guys walk do you report it?

no one to really report it to, vote with your wallet and walk, and tell them why you are walking

 

[badbadboy]

I primarily see ladies in Red from here and have had zero problems with the uber photoshopped pics, old pics or misleading info.

Other sites, although they say **verified**, I call BS because Tineye has caught a few of their verified pics.

You might think you are saving a few bucks by finding the SP's on other sites but if those sp's pulled that shit here, they would be outed in a microsecond. You get what you pay for and this is yet another case of that saying.

 

[yazoo]

I'm a trophy crab shooter, I shoot crabs for the thrill of the hunt.

Thanks guys. Now I'm in shit with the SO for not showing her what I'm pissing myself laughing at.

 

[sevenofnine]

You have a point.
There was one escort I always wanted to see. Nice long red hair. She looked delicious.
I looked at that picture for years and years.
It never dawned on me that her picture never changed.
And surly it was forever I saw that picture. Like maybe a decade.

Well I finally met her. The picture was her. But like twenty years ago.

And I don't mind old or mature. The women I see is mature,
But she is bright and bubbly dresses nice takes care of herself.

This women just looked old, her place was stuffy like a library full of books and junk. Werid books. And was wearing some old women's shawl.
Didn't set the mood at all.

 

[Man Mountain]

There actually is a book called the Most Dangerous Game about men hunting men.

This is correct. Either a short story or book from the mid 1920's, if I remember correctly, and a movie based on that work in the early 1930's.

It has been made into many movies, including a John Woo JCVD movie in Hard Target:

One of my favourites!

 

[Man Mountain]

Double impact and of course bloodsport are better JCVD movies..

I have to be honest, I was a big fan of John Woo's movies, so I definitely preferred Hard Target over the two you mention. I've heard the movie titled JCVD is supposed to be awesome but I have yet to see it.

 

[LuvToGiveAndReceive]

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[LuvToGiveAndReceive]

That's mainly why I still snag em off the st's you can see exactly what you are gonna get and the service level I find better too not to mention the price, I'm brewin a new posse list hee hee!

Hey Hatrick!!!

Wow, I am a big "fan" of you and your trickmobile. I used to read (daily) about your SW adventures on another review board similar to perb, but I can't remember the name of it at the moment and it might be shut down now. Your encounters are very-well written, funny as hell (especially your pussy flashlight for inspection...what did you call that thing??? LOL), and give other pooners all the pertinent information about the SW's that we want to know (looks, age, weight, race, service levels). I also like to hit the casinos a few nights per week and if walk out with a good profit, I sometimes go cruising on the streets or search on erslist for some late night fun!

Anyways, just wanted to tell you this because I really enjoy reading your hilarious stories and I'm glad that I saw you on this forum...you are "the man" in my books!