Well thats settles it im never TOFTT again.
Setup was easy enough, she repsonded quickly but vague anf short responses to very deliberate questions like: "This is a nude body slide correct? Any restricitons or extras?" Responded with "Yes, ok. No sex, dont worry hun ill take care of you"
Spoiler: no body glide, shitty air matress, shitty oil didnt even take the body suit off, just fondled ass and titties.
Place is nice from the outside (gave me hope) all hope was crushed when i went inside. Place is dirty and smells of weed
@Adictedtopussy gave me hope that it was legit and the only down side was weed smell as i almost bailed, now wishing i had. I am much more particular than you sir on $200/45 mins. I like black girls and she has a nice body but face isnt my cup of tea, i would never usually spend that but i was intoxicated by the pictures and the body slide potential, both were a major let down.
Massage was meh, close your eyes and its any aunty rub down youve had. Release was bad, she spits on him but doesnt suck (gives you the idea she is bur doesnt) AND puts st ives scented soothing lotion and the combination makes it warm/burn a little.
She gives me toilet paper to wipe myself and i say can i shower anf she says let me check. Someone is was upstairs is what i figured out after. Bathroom has a towel that looked like it had been used (she said dont worry ypu van use that one), oh yeah and NO SOAP.
Fuck me im done writing. Sorry for the shitty layout of the review.
I just finished and am writing this to save the next soul from wasting your money. Any aunty would be better and half the price.
Youve been warned.