My Big Adventure in the City

[downtobusiness]

Well, its been a long time since I have done a review. In fact, its been since last June that I've even had the opportunity to meet with a SP. I had been checking out the boards often, to see who was around and who was coming to visit. But I had not had the opportunity to see anyone in almost a year. So after acheiving a major success in my life today, and I mean hugely major, I felt I needed to treat myself to something special.

So I started making some calls. I called some women I saw that were in town, or from town, that I had kept my eye on. Called Tianna. Called Fera. Emailed Lexi and Tess. Short notice on a friday night, I didn't expect too much. And in fact I didn't get any calls back. So, I kept looking. And I came across an ad from a few days ago. It was an ad belonging to this statuesque Brunnette. Smitten.

Kristy of North Van.

So I gave her a call. And after hearing from no one, it was a delight to hear someone pickup on the second ring.

What a sweet voice on the other end of the line. So we started talking. Now this girl is a salesman. But not the bad kind of salesman. She could've sold me a used car right there, instead I "settled" for a threesome with one of her friends. She said her friend was Sandi Laine.

SANDI LAINE!!!!!!! That is one I have had my eye on for some time. Top of the list.

SOLD!! And I'll take the burgundy 88 Corsica as well.

So with all the details in place, off I headed into the core.

On my way there, someone returned my call. Tianna. Oh oh, what to do. Obviously I am booked, and there ain't nothing thats going to keep me from Kristy and Sandi. But she sounded very sweet.

And She did call back. And I did ask if she was available. And I did have a really good day. And I did deserve to treat myself. And the price sure was right. Hmmmm, Sandi said in a post, you only live once, and there is no dress rehearsal. Sold!!! but keep the 91 Ford Fiesta, I've already got a corsica.

So we made plans to meet later on in the evening. Holy Shit, what was I in for? Death by orgasm I assumed.

Foolish? Yes. Expensive? Getting to be. An adventure I would never forget? Hell Yeah!!

Now for the reviews.

 

[downtobusiness]

So I first met up with Kristy in her nice downtown hotel. She answered the door, half naked. There standing before me was this Statuesque (did I say that already) brunnette. Beautiful. Toned. Petite. Sweet. She looked like she'd been pulled off the pages of Playboy, although it must have been Penthouse she came from because those girls are a lot more wild in bed.

And then Sandi Knocks on the door. Half naked. Honestly, these girls are gonna catch a cold. Well, ok, I'll warm them up.

Sandi is earth-shattering beautiful. There is not one thing about her that I don't like. Every inch, every curve, perfection.

I think to myself, "self, I hope these girls know CPR"


And fun ensues. I don't kiss and tell. But 2 strikingly beautiful naked women doing just about anything you ask. You get the pcture.

The threesome itself? Well I have some thoughts on that. It was my first time. It was an experience I have wanted to have, albeit didn't expect tonight. I would look over at Sandi and want to focus my attention and explore her more. And then Kristy would do wonderful things to distract me. So then I'd want to focus my attention and explore Kristy, and then Sandi would turn around and do wonderful things to distract me. So I came to the conclusion that threesomes are fun, but only if you already know both women. Its not that great for a first time experience.

And ladies, DO NOT GET ME WRONG. I HAD A 10/10 experience tonight. But what I also found is that I met the 2 most incredible women in this industry, IMHumbleO, and I need and will take the time to get to know each one of you individually. Oh, and then we're gonna do that threesome thing all over again.

But you are both very special ladies and I want to get to know each of you on your own first.

So, I dunno, here is the thing that posters usually write.

Kristy
L - 9.5 - Her pics are deadly accurate. The women in those pictures is exactly who is going to answer the door. And most likely wearing the same amount of clothing.
A - 10... 11... 12... What a great attitude. And She is a talker. She loves to have a conversation, puts you at ease so well, and seems to truly enjoy what she does.
S - Umm, yah, I think I need a scale that goes beyond 10. There is this whole wrap thing that goes around her, and you hold onto it like reigns, and pull...

Will I repeat? Have I not made it painfully clear?

Sandi
L - 10/10 - I could look at her every day for the rest of my life and still be infatuated with her on my deathbed. Amazing. I can't seem to convey how beautiful she is. My opinion of what a perfect woman is. Not the spinner type like Kristy, but all the right cushioning in exactly the right places, with nothing put to waste. This woman was built to be admired.
A - Kind of the other side of the equation than Kristy. Sandi is an active listener. She has really really good listening skills. Unfortunately I didn't have enough time to sit and talk to these women enough, especially one on one, but from what I saw if you have something to say, Sandi seems like the type to take interest and listen to you. And she obviously loves what she does, it shows.
S - like, I dunno, a million out of 10. Best. Service. Ever. Period.

Will I repeat? Are you even listening to me?

By the end of it all I was praying the hotel had a defibrillator onsite.

So I know I was a little hard on you ladies, but I'm sure once I meet you one on one, my opinion will only improve.

 

[downtobusiness]

Ok, so after that whole shin-dig, how the fuck am I supposed to go and meet up with Tianna after all this?

Consume Mountain Dew Amp. Oh, starting to feel a little better. Thinking about the conquest, Jack White playing in my head. Ok, good to go.

Thank god I am still barely in my 20's and have some energy to go through with this foolishness.

So I grab a bottle of bubbly at Tianna's request and head over.

I get there, open the door and find the young lady sitting in the dark. Almost no light in the room, and it stays that way. Ok. ??? Anywho, shes a nice girl. We strike up a conversation, she talks. A lot. I wonder if she is nervous, as she seems to use 20 words when only 5 will suffice. But things continue.

Now on the way over, she had called to cancel, however I think we both inadvertently talked ourselves back into it. She had some issues with her family, and was going to cancel. But then didn't. But it occured to me through the session that I think she had seen at least on other gent this evening who must've brought a bottle of bubbly over too. Because she was fairly tipsy to begin with.

Anyways, after a nice session, and a chat, it was done.

L - 7, her pics are definately of her, although they do look different somehow. She is pretty, but in person she seems to be a bit of a different type of woman.
A - 8, had a very nice attitude. Really chatty.
s - 8.5, she gives good service, a safe GFE, seems to be quite into it.

Tianna, your a sweet lady. The fact is, I did us both a disservice. My youthful delusions of grandeur and the fact that just before our session I did spend time with 2 incredible women, definately took away from my experience with you. As your other reviews show, your are a lovely lady and know how to leave a man happy.

So, a definite learning experience. Youthful ignorance? Check. Feeling a little greedy? Check. An adventure to remember for a long long time? Better believe it. Check.

Hindsight 20/20, I should have invested all of my time into Kristy and Sandi. Or just Kristy. Or maybe just Sandi. Or...

 

[lenharper]

not a nina leone fan? i am so waiting...

 

[Clueless in AB]

Nice reviews, business. That's one busy day! Sandi is definetly a firecracker.

 

[Sandi Laine]

You Have Been Too Kind...

...I am happy you had a great time with us though.

 

[Sandi Laine]

The Hottest Duo Ever...

Gentlemen,

We are available to see you this evening for a night cap.

Give us a call 778-389-7863 or 604-832-9077.

See you later.

Sandi