Hmmm, where do I start. I’m sorry if my reviews are so long and shamelessly self serving, but things happen and I like to tell you guys about it.
So I went to a peeler bar the other night, some friends were thinking about going out for the amateur contest so I said I would come to cheer them on. They chickened out but still it was a good night to go, man there were a lot of chicks there, pervert row was almost all girls! The strippers put on a good show for them too, well they would, my guess is those dancers are all lesbians anyway.
I never go to strip clubs, I did when I was younger but it was a fad that soon wore off once I started going to MP’s instead. So I figured I would give the whole lap dancing thing a try. Sheesh, what a rip off, talk about upselling and bullshit service! All in all I spent 400 bucks to get some lame ass dances that didn’t even get me beyond a semi. And it was dirty, rolling around on the floor and stuff, ugghhh, all I could think about was the carpets I’ve pulled up and how filthy they are, OMG woman please get off the floor! And the attitudes, honestly….one girl wanted me to pay her to sit and talk and buy her drinks all night while I sit on my hands, lol, yeah right! I politely declined and reminded her I was with friends, the bitch actually said, Fine, go back to your little girlfriends then! I mean really, those cock teasers have some nerve! I won’t repeat, waste of money, 3am and I’m so disgusted with myself I don’t even deserve to jack off.
So today what do I do, I went back to that fucking strip club LOL. Gawd I’m a glutton for punishment. Thankfully, and really to no surprise, not even one of those peelers acknowledged me. And you can be sure they remembered me, stuck up cock blockers, man I’m an idiot, ok, I really won’t repeat now!!
So it’s been nearly 24 hours since I’ve been laid, I’m depressed and grumpy, horny and frustrated….not a good combination! Seriously, I was heading home beaten and bitter, I have something planned for tomorrows eve and Sunday would be spent with another special woman so I should just go home. Damn it if I don’t drive right by Angels Spa though….I should just stop for a meet and greet I figure, whats the worst that can happen.
No back entrance so I pull right up to the front door and park. The name is on the door so I head in, hear the customary chime to announce my arrival and I trot up the stairs. I come through the next door and an automated voice declares my official arrival, wow they got all the bells and whistles here! A tiny little thing greets me and whisks me into a room, we chat a bit….first time at this spa, umm yeah…fist time at any spa, ummm nooooo heehee. Ok, well she was Monica, very friendly and not pushy at all, I wanted to meet the other girls and she was happy to send in Erin. This girl comes in and she is pretty, a sweet southern beauty is how I would describe her, with some bangin booty I might add. We discussed expectations and such and my decision was to possibly come back another time. She was nice and politely bid me farewell, and as I left I heard that same automated voice almost disappointingly indicating the door is too soon ajar again.
I went back to my truck and lit up a smoke, rolled down the window and contemplated life. Just then Monica comes out for a smoke break too, wow they are sure considerate not to smoke inside the studio. Well we got to chatting as we enjoyed a cigarette and the poor girl seemed a little down herself, just minor things with the normal problems of life, but I could tell she needed some cheering up and a little fun, me too. So we went together back up the stairs, through the door and I swear that damn voice said yayyy, he’s back again! Into a room and we agree on our needs and the shower is started. I asked her if she’d join me and she said sure, I just have to go sign you in. So I had a shower, a good long shower, and still she wasn’t back. I always wonder what takes so long to sign us in, are they doing calligraphy or something?? Anyway, she was back as soon as I was toweled off, apologized and said I should have waited for her, I’m too impatient though, she would soon find out….
I got comfy on the bed and she asked what I wanted to do. Hmmm, I thought we already established that, one thing I knew it wasn’t going to work with all those clothes on so we started there. I helped her with the garments, a negligee, bra and panties, I’m starting to get good at those dreaded bra hooks and things, I’m sure they are specifically designed to be men resistant, practice makes perfect though and in no time I had her naked.
I suggested we start with a massage to relax and get to know each other first, but none of that icky oil or lotion, and I’m foregoing the flip and staying on my back. She was happy with that, prefers a light touch massage anyway, she’s easy to please, so far so good. I touch her too and she responds nicely, very soft skin and a couple of tasteful tattoos. I should also mention she is dark haired, can’t be any more than 5’4 and 100 pounds, 25 or so, littlish titties and a sweet little hiny. I will admit I totally misjudged how beautiful she is, maybe too much eye makeup or something, but when I got a good look at her and saw her personality shine, she was as pretty to me as any woman and my attraction to her was certainly growing!
Now I’m not sure what exactly her session restrictions are, it was to be straight FS with a CBJ, DATY is offered but I don’t always give that up on a first meeting. One thing that stood out for me was her encouragement of digits. I rarely do digits, even during DATY. I don’t think I’m very good at it, I know you’re supposed to learn that in junior high but a couple of bad experiences and I gave up on it. Monica welcomed it though and it was very obvious how aroused it got her. It was almost like junior high again though as I fiddled my way around inept as usual, but she directed me a little lower and soon I was diddlin dandy, or is it wigglin Dixie, it was sure fun and a new treat for me.
If I had to complain about one thing it was her HJ. It wasn’t bad so to speak, it just seemed like she was thinking if I yank on it hard enough it just might get bigger. Hey, I was curious too, sometimes he gets more excited and strains a wee bit harder. But it started to look like he was about to duck and run so I told her it’s time for the condom. On it goes and her BJ skills are very good, the little guy sure liked that. I wanted her to get on top and even though she prefers not to due to an old football injury, or maybe it was ballet, anyway she has a temperamental knee but was still happy to make an effort. It was just how I like it, hitting the spot for both of us. I was close so I sat up to hold her tight in my arms and ease up a bit. She just repositioned herself, got me in a Muay Thai hold and started rocking in that sitting position. Holy crap, that is another good position and as I nearly lost it again I tried to get control but she pleaded don’t stop. Fuck that was hot, watching her do her thing took my complete attention. She was so quiet and climactic that I just had to let her finish.
From that we stayed coupled and moved in to missionary, she is very light and easy to maneuver. I liked how she held onto me all the time, it was like she wanted to feel my strength and keep me close, it was a real turn on. The table started to shift, the sheet was a mess, the mirror was nearly torn off the wall and Monica went full tilt along with me not once missing a beat. It was one of those magical first sessions, we clicked and enjoyed each other and the fun was definitely shared.
We had that shower together finally, and man was it ever worth the wait! She was awesome, hogged the water a bit but sure cleaned me up good and let me do the same for her. We kept talking as I dressed and she busied around cleaning up the room and making the bed. She is kind of a clean freak but I can appreciate that, I know everything will be spic and span and sparkly clean, just like her. What a sweetheart Monica is, I am so glad I decided to meet her. The time was very generous even though I never kept track and her attitude was focused on making me happy. I feel like we became fast friends and I look forward to seeing her again. I tipped her 40 bucks to make it 260 so I think that is good VFM and evidence of my satisfaction and enjoyment with her. Monica at Angels Spa, she has been in the business a few years and knows how to treat a man. Check her out, I think she’s golden. The studio is nice too BTW, smaller tables but the place is clean and inviting. Glad I stopped in, my guess is you will be too.
So I went to a peeler bar the other night, some friends were thinking about going out for the amateur contest so I said I would come to cheer them on. They chickened out but still it was a good night to go, man there were a lot of chicks there, pervert row was almost all girls! The strippers put on a good show for them too, well they would, my guess is those dancers are all lesbians anyway.
I never go to strip clubs, I did when I was younger but it was a fad that soon wore off once I started going to MP’s instead. So I figured I would give the whole lap dancing thing a try. Sheesh, what a rip off, talk about upselling and bullshit service! All in all I spent 400 bucks to get some lame ass dances that didn’t even get me beyond a semi. And it was dirty, rolling around on the floor and stuff, ugghhh, all I could think about was the carpets I’ve pulled up and how filthy they are, OMG woman please get off the floor! And the attitudes, honestly….one girl wanted me to pay her to sit and talk and buy her drinks all night while I sit on my hands, lol, yeah right! I politely declined and reminded her I was with friends, the bitch actually said, Fine, go back to your little girlfriends then! I mean really, those cock teasers have some nerve! I won’t repeat, waste of money, 3am and I’m so disgusted with myself I don’t even deserve to jack off.
So today what do I do, I went back to that fucking strip club LOL. Gawd I’m a glutton for punishment. Thankfully, and really to no surprise, not even one of those peelers acknowledged me. And you can be sure they remembered me, stuck up cock blockers, man I’m an idiot, ok, I really won’t repeat now!!
So it’s been nearly 24 hours since I’ve been laid, I’m depressed and grumpy, horny and frustrated….not a good combination! Seriously, I was heading home beaten and bitter, I have something planned for tomorrows eve and Sunday would be spent with another special woman so I should just go home. Damn it if I don’t drive right by Angels Spa though….I should just stop for a meet and greet I figure, whats the worst that can happen.
No back entrance so I pull right up to the front door and park. The name is on the door so I head in, hear the customary chime to announce my arrival and I trot up the stairs. I come through the next door and an automated voice declares my official arrival, wow they got all the bells and whistles here! A tiny little thing greets me and whisks me into a room, we chat a bit….first time at this spa, umm yeah…fist time at any spa, ummm nooooo heehee. Ok, well she was Monica, very friendly and not pushy at all, I wanted to meet the other girls and she was happy to send in Erin. This girl comes in and she is pretty, a sweet southern beauty is how I would describe her, with some bangin booty I might add. We discussed expectations and such and my decision was to possibly come back another time. She was nice and politely bid me farewell, and as I left I heard that same automated voice almost disappointingly indicating the door is too soon ajar again.
I went back to my truck and lit up a smoke, rolled down the window and contemplated life. Just then Monica comes out for a smoke break too, wow they are sure considerate not to smoke inside the studio. Well we got to chatting as we enjoyed a cigarette and the poor girl seemed a little down herself, just minor things with the normal problems of life, but I could tell she needed some cheering up and a little fun, me too. So we went together back up the stairs, through the door and I swear that damn voice said yayyy, he’s back again! Into a room and we agree on our needs and the shower is started. I asked her if she’d join me and she said sure, I just have to go sign you in. So I had a shower, a good long shower, and still she wasn’t back. I always wonder what takes so long to sign us in, are they doing calligraphy or something?? Anyway, she was back as soon as I was toweled off, apologized and said I should have waited for her, I’m too impatient though, she would soon find out….
I got comfy on the bed and she asked what I wanted to do. Hmmm, I thought we already established that, one thing I knew it wasn’t going to work with all those clothes on so we started there. I helped her with the garments, a negligee, bra and panties, I’m starting to get good at those dreaded bra hooks and things, I’m sure they are specifically designed to be men resistant, practice makes perfect though and in no time I had her naked.
I suggested we start with a massage to relax and get to know each other first, but none of that icky oil or lotion, and I’m foregoing the flip and staying on my back. She was happy with that, prefers a light touch massage anyway, she’s easy to please, so far so good. I touch her too and she responds nicely, very soft skin and a couple of tasteful tattoos. I should also mention she is dark haired, can’t be any more than 5’4 and 100 pounds, 25 or so, littlish titties and a sweet little hiny. I will admit I totally misjudged how beautiful she is, maybe too much eye makeup or something, but when I got a good look at her and saw her personality shine, she was as pretty to me as any woman and my attraction to her was certainly growing!
Now I’m not sure what exactly her session restrictions are, it was to be straight FS with a CBJ, DATY is offered but I don’t always give that up on a first meeting. One thing that stood out for me was her encouragement of digits. I rarely do digits, even during DATY. I don’t think I’m very good at it, I know you’re supposed to learn that in junior high but a couple of bad experiences and I gave up on it. Monica welcomed it though and it was very obvious how aroused it got her. It was almost like junior high again though as I fiddled my way around inept as usual, but she directed me a little lower and soon I was diddlin dandy, or is it wigglin Dixie, it was sure fun and a new treat for me.
If I had to complain about one thing it was her HJ. It wasn’t bad so to speak, it just seemed like she was thinking if I yank on it hard enough it just might get bigger. Hey, I was curious too, sometimes he gets more excited and strains a wee bit harder. But it started to look like he was about to duck and run so I told her it’s time for the condom. On it goes and her BJ skills are very good, the little guy sure liked that. I wanted her to get on top and even though she prefers not to due to an old football injury, or maybe it was ballet, anyway she has a temperamental knee but was still happy to make an effort. It was just how I like it, hitting the spot for both of us. I was close so I sat up to hold her tight in my arms and ease up a bit. She just repositioned herself, got me in a Muay Thai hold and started rocking in that sitting position. Holy crap, that is another good position and as I nearly lost it again I tried to get control but she pleaded don’t stop. Fuck that was hot, watching her do her thing took my complete attention. She was so quiet and climactic that I just had to let her finish.
From that we stayed coupled and moved in to missionary, she is very light and easy to maneuver. I liked how she held onto me all the time, it was like she wanted to feel my strength and keep me close, it was a real turn on. The table started to shift, the sheet was a mess, the mirror was nearly torn off the wall and Monica went full tilt along with me not once missing a beat. It was one of those magical first sessions, we clicked and enjoyed each other and the fun was definitely shared.
We had that shower together finally, and man was it ever worth the wait! She was awesome, hogged the water a bit but sure cleaned me up good and let me do the same for her. We kept talking as I dressed and she busied around cleaning up the room and making the bed. She is kind of a clean freak but I can appreciate that, I know everything will be spic and span and sparkly clean, just like her. What a sweetheart Monica is, I am so glad I decided to meet her. The time was very generous even though I never kept track and her attitude was focused on making me happy. I feel like we became fast friends and I look forward to seeing her again. I tipped her 40 bucks to make it 260 so I think that is good VFM and evidence of my satisfaction and enjoyment with her. Monica at Angels Spa, she has been in the business a few years and knows how to treat a man. Check her out, I think she’s golden. The studio is nice too BTW, smaller tables but the place is clean and inviting. Glad I stopped in, my guess is you will be too.
