MOBB - Maverick's Official Big Brother 6 thread

[maverick73]

Don't know what happened to IceG, maybe he's taking a summer vacation. I loved that guys' reality show rants. Oh well, I'll do my best to pick up the slack, but I'm no IceG.

So on Saturday, one evicted house guest got back in. I totally wanted Kaysar to come back, but I was afraid America would vote with their racism and stupidity and bring back Eric. I mean, the contrast couldn't be clearer. Kaysar being Muslim and Eric being the heroic 9-eleven-esque NYC firefighter. Amazingly, America voted with their brains and gave Kaysar an overwhelming 82% of the vote! I loved the look on Maggie's face when it was Kaysar and not roid-monkey Eric coming back!

Anyways, Kaysar throws the HOH competition and gives it to that Paula Abdul wanna be Jennifer on the premise that Jennifer will nominate 2 people from her team. Jennifer than back stabs Kaysar and nominates Rachel (my favourite psycho bitch) and Janelle... oooh is she going to pay. I can't wait to see what happens when Kaysar next wins HOH.

 

[ace85]

Bad Move By Jennifer

The deal is that.

IVETTE is psycho, like socio path type bizarre stuff. She needs to go. She is enhancing every bad psycho latina lesbian stereo type out there.

James is a bad person can't be trusted. Sarah was not smart, or confident, they won't last another year in the real world.

Jenifer made a big mistake. but I would still fuck her.

Janelle needs to leave the house, beat me at chess and then give me head repeatedly.

Rachel would be bad in bed no rythm. As would be April. She is quite not smart.

Beau's dick is smaller than mine, why is america not outraged by Howie's "chocolate pee pee" comments. That is how girls react when they see my cock (not the laughing part).

If Keysor can calm his group down he will do very well. He frightens me a little did you see him early on when he almost lost it on Ivette (the night Mike and Eric almost went at it) I thought he might kill her.

 

[chump]

great idea to pick up the thread- no chance for Kaysar he is going to be voted out this week.

 

[maverick73]

Pics of the girls and their ratings according to MARS

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April age 31
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She smokes like 2 packs a day and it shows. She's 31, but she looks like she's 41!!! Don't let the following touched up pic fool you. Watch the show live and you'll see how aged she looks. Not to mention that "smokers" voice she has. Still..... properly dolled up to hide her defects, I can see her turning heads... hence the 8.0 high end.

She gets a range of 7.0 to 8.0 on MARS.

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Ivette age 25
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She's got a mouth bigger than Texas. I can't stand her. Her and her stupid Cappy. That whiny voice inside the Big Brother house has got to be torture for the other contestants.

She gets a range of 6.5 to 7.5 on MARS.

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Maggie age 27
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I hate Maggie the most, but I can't put a handle on why. I just can't stand women like her. Probably because she's with that roid monkey Eric.

She gets a range of 6.5 to 7.5 on MARS.

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Jennifer age 27
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A little too short for my tastes (not to mention a total lying bitch that needs to be put in her place), but being objective, I can see her being attractive to a lot of guys.

She gets a range of 7.0 to 8.0 on MARS.

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Janelle age 25
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The obvious blond bombshell of the group. She struck me as kinda dumb at first, but this girl is actually pretty smart. She's grown on me over the weeks.

She gets a range of 7.5 to 8.5 on MARS. Hard to say whether she could break the hard deck and get 8.0 to 9.0. Will have to watch the show more and give her more analysis.

Finally, my favourite Psycho bitch,

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Rachel age 33
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Her evil stares are priceless. I loved how she took control of the house week one. She's got the classic girl next door look, all innocent, but she can turn into a psycho bitch in no time. Good tone on her arms. Not the best looking, but Maverick's personal favourite. For some reason, she has a whiny voice too but in her case it's a turn on

She gets a range of 7.0 to 8.0 on MARS.

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Sarah age 23
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If Rachel is the 33 year old girl next door that is still well preserved in her innocence, Sarah is the young naive girl next door. Not the brightest or the most athletic, but nice eyes and hair. Can be somewhat sappy.

She gets a range of 7.0 to 8.0 on MARS. The picture below does not flatter her. She looked better in the show itself.

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Ashlea age 22
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Got voted out first week so I don't know much about her other than she has a great set of tits You can say she was all tits and ass.

She gets a range of 7.5 to 8.5 on MARS. Look at that horny look in her eye... she gets my vote for most likely to be an escort now or in the future.

 

[maverick73]

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[sirlickheralot]

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Janelle age 25
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The obvious blondshell of the group. She struck me as kinda dumb at first, but this girl is actually pretty smart. She's grown on me over the weeks.

I agree I thought she was a bimbo at first too but she's smarted than she looks. It was priceless in that junk food eating contest where she was mushing the food up against her face, but not actually eating it, and convincing her teammates that she was really taking one for the team.

 

[Webster]

So on Saturday, one evicted house guest got back in. I totally wanted Kaysar to come back, but I was afraid America would vote with their racism and stupidity and bring back Eric. I mean, the contrast couldn't be clearer. Kaysar being Muslim and Eric being the heroic 9-eleven-esque NYC firefighter. Amazingly, America voted with their brains and gave Kaysar an overwhelming 82% of the vote!

Don't count shallowness out. Kaysar is pretty obviously better-looking than Eric. If Kaysar was missing a nose or something Eric'd be in.

 

[Marvin]

All I have to say is that tonight's episode is a good one!

 

[maverick73]

Fuck I'm pissed

Kaysar only has himself to blame for taking his finger off that button. He was in a state of europhoria just coming back and thought he would be naturally safe for a week due to his "popularity."

It's not over till it's over though. What they gotta do now is get James and Ivette over to their side, vote out Janelle, and then next week they'll have Kaysar, Howie, Rachel, James, and Ivette ... possibly Beau... and they can get rid of Maggie, Jennifer and April.... but the key now is to get James back and then really go after Jennifer and Maggie. I hate those 2.

 

[sirlickheralot]

Kaysar only has himself to blame for taking his finger off that button. He was in a state of europhoria just coming back and thought he would be naturally safe for a week due to his "popularity."

It's not over till it's over though. What they gotta do now is get James and Ivette over to their side, vote out Janelle, and then next week they'll have Kaysar, Howie, Rachel, James, and Ivette ... possibly Beau... and they can get rid of Maggie, Jennifer and April.... but the key now is to get James back and then really go after Jennifer and Maggie. I hate those 2.

Kaysar was pretty dumb for trusting Jennifer, but Jennifer was pretty short-sighted screwing over Kaysar. If she had a brain she would have worked out a deal with Kaysar that if she helped him backdoor James, then if Kaysar's team won HOH the following weeks she would be the last member of her team to go on the block. Now if anyone from Kaysars team wins HOH she has a huge target painted on her. Maggie was probably the biggest target on that team before this week now Jennifer has put herself into that position. Most people in this game don't seem to look past the current week. If Jennifer does manage to make it to the final two against a fellow teammate and Howie, Rachel and Janelle end up on the jury she has seriously jeoprodized any chance of getting their votes.

 

[sirlickheralot]

Has there ever been a more totally useless reality show contestant than Beau?

I despise that entire group but have to admit that the current problems are all the results of Howies brain fart when he was HOH. If he had put Maggot and Mouthette up when he had the opportunity Kaysar would still be in the house.

I wanted to slap Howie upside the head when he nominated James and Sarah instead of Maggie and one of her teammates. He should have let James and Sarah think they were allies and used them for a couple more weeks then taken James out.

That idiot Jennifer thinks that because James doesn't have allies that makes him weak. Even though he won't win first place, right now he is the most powerful player in the game. There is absolutely no trust between the two teams now and James can use that to his advantage and help out whichever team is in his best interest on any given week. Its in James's best interest to see that neither team gets the upper hand, so they keep picking each other off rather than getting a big enough #'s advantage that they can worry about targeting him again.

 

[maverick73]

Has there ever been a more totally useless reality show contestant than Beau?

I despise that entire group but have to admit that the current problems are all the results of Howies brain fart when he was HOH. If he had put Maggot and Mouthette up when he had the opportunity Kaysar would still be in the house.

Well you saw the purpose of Beau last week... his big chocolate pee pee made for a 5 min. segment on broadcast TV.

Why do they always gotta cast a tolken gay guy? It's just not that funny after a while... this year is especially bad since they cast a tolken gay guy AND girl.

Howie's a great guy, but he's kinda dumb... remember the week when Rachel bitch slapped him for running his big mouth? That's why Rachel the psycho bitch is my favourite... put her and me in there as a team and we'd clean up... she'd be my ideal partner in crime.

 

[planetsmurf]

when kaysar made that deal i cringed because what is to stop jen from, backstabbing kaysar, he dug his own grave he should have listened to his head and not his heart but out of all of them i would want to have a threesome with rachael and sarah because it would be cool to corrupt them.

 

[maverick73]

when kaysar made that deal i cringed because what is to stop jen from, backstabbing kaysar, he dug his own grave he should have listened to his head and not his heart but out of all of them i would want to have a threesome with rachael and sarah because it would be cool to corrupt them.

FINALLY, somebody that thinks like me!!!

Remember that scene in True Lies where Jamie Lee Curtis is asked to dance like a stripper and she does this ridiculous "got no game" barrel roll my fists to from one side to the next dance? That can sometimes be so f$cking sexy... when Rachel started doing that dance and had no rhythm, that was a f$cking great WPM (Wood Producing Moment). Sarah and her big brown innocent eyes... great eyes, great smile, great tits, but not the smartest chick in the world (after all, she's with James)... wouldn't want her on my team if my life was on the line... but yeah, she makes a good corruptable parter (we need a little devil smiley).

 

[ace85]

What happened last night.

My DVR broke and I missed it. What happened.

Did Jennifer agree to Back door James after the Veto?

Please help MAV. i actually need you now.

 

[Mchatte]

Howie fucked up!

I have to agree with blowhard and sirlickheralot.

If that goofball Howie (love his antics) would have nominated 2 from the bad team then they would not have the problem they do right now.

Ace, if you missed last night, Rachel won veto, took herself off and that cunt Jennifer back doored Kaysar instead of James. What a fucking bitch she is which is exactly what Janelle called her when she was nominated.

Speaking of Janelle, apparently she got busted for DUI and theft for shoplifting from Macy's. Not a pretty picture in here!

I liked it when Howie attacked Beau and the little faggot did not know whether to run or kiss him! That was too funny. Ivette is really very annoying and she finally shut up about that monkey Eric\Capi.

Don't know what will happen tomorrow but I hope that Kaysar miraculously survives the vote! He is my favorite player in BB almost ever I think.

I liked Ashlea because she really really reminds me of my favorite SP in the whole world who lives in Winnipeg. She was first to get the boot though and she broke seclusion and America could not vote to bring her back in although Kaysar would have still won easily.

I hope my team wins HOH 3 weeks in a row and starts knocking those twats and that left hand thread Beau and little Jimmy off one at a time.

M

 

[ace85]

Jannelle

I might need to retract my request for Janelle to repeatedly blow me. Yikes.

 

[sirlickheralot]

I might need to retract my request for Janelle to repeatedly blow me. Yikes.

If she's wearing her makeup she can still blow me. Goes to show you what a little makeup can do for a woman. I never thought she was the prettiest woman on the show, her nose is too big, but she's not grotesque. I don't think most women would look too attractive drunk, with no makeup, and hauled into the police station having their mugshots taken. Even without makeup she has nice full lips, perfect for a good blowjob.

 

[maverick73]

If she's wearing her makeup she can still blow me. Goes to show you what a little makeup can do for a woman. I never thought she was the prettiest woman on the show, her nose is too big, but she's not grotesque. I don't think most women would look too attractive drunk, with no makeup, and hauled into the police station having their mugshots taken. Even without makeup she has nice full lips, perfect for a good blowjob.

Ok that settles the hard deck debate. She's not a 9.0. 8.5 is as high as she gets with the proper "attire." In that pic, she looks all cracked out. Wonder if she "worked" before

 

[lilirockson]

Janelle has definetly worked as an sp, in her life outside of the show she is a " VIP lingerie cocktail waitress" I am not sure what exactly this would entail but I think we can use our imaginations. I don't know if many of you watch the live feeds, but you sure see the colors of them all on there. I don't want to ruin the show for anyone, but tommorows eviction show is going to be so gooooood!! Also, this afternoon there was a plane that flew over the BB6 house carrying a banner that threatened Jennifer, the whole has was locked down! If anyone is interestes in watching the feeds but doesn't want to pay for it, you should check out some torrent sites, With the one I use there is a guy who edits out all the useless stuff and then uploads about 4-6 hrs of the game related stuff every day.