MKID - having KIDs - how many and of what sex do you think mav shoud have?

[maverick73]

So here's the story on what got me thinking about this... I was at Earls on the weekend... and it wasn't my home Earls and I hadn't yet established who the hottest/best server was at this particular Earls... stupid ol' me... forgot to request "the best overall server"... like luck would have it, I got stuck with the least hot server in the whole restaurant... damn I hate it when that happens.

Anyways, not all was lost... the bartender was cute and the other server in the lounge area (the one I SHOULD have requested) was a hot blonde spinner with straight hair... she got off before I could get her name so I could request her next time... anyways, about half way through lunch, I see an old guy come in with his well maintained super hot daughter... about 15 min. after that, I see mom come in with an equally well maintained super hot daughter... now, from what I was reading into it, it looks as if old rich guy and his wife split up and they shared the kids... each got 1 hot daughter... he wasn't particularly hot and his (ex) wife wasn't particular hot, but man, their daughters definitely got the best genes from them both and turned out really nice! Mom was brunette and dad... well he just had white hair... but both daughters were blonde, so the hair was probably dyed.

So anyways, I've always wanted 3 kids... 2 sons and 1 daughter... but now I'm thinking I should have 2 daughters and 1 son... a pair of hotties and 1 mini-mav... that would make daddy proud... lol.

I just felt the overwhelming need to share this on PERB... I don't know why... Go ahead... flame away... I enjoy it.

 

[sdw]

So here's the story on what got me thinking about this... I was at Earls on the weekend... and it wasn't my home Earls and I hadn't yet established who the hottest/best server was at this particular Earls... stupid ol' me... forgot to request "the best overall server"... like luck would have it, I got stuck with the least hot server in the whole restaurant... damn I hate it when that happens.

Anyways, not all was lost... the bartender was cute and the other server in the lounge area (the one I SHOULD have requested) was a hot blonde spinner with straight hair... she got off before I could get her name so I could request her next time... anyways, about half way through lunch, I see an old guy come in with his well maintained super hot daughter... about 15 min. after that, I see mom come in with an equally well maintained super hot daughter... now, from what I was reading into it, it looks as if old rich guy and his wife split up and they shared the kids... each got 1 hot daughter... he wasn't particularly hot and his (ex) wife wasn't particular hot, but man, their daughters definitely got the best genes from them both and turned out really nice! Mom was brunette and dad... well he just had white hair... but both daughters were blonde, so the hair was probably dyed.

So anyways, I've always wanted 3 kids... 2 sons and 1 daughter... but now I'm thinking I should have 2 daughters and 1 son... a pair of hotties and 1 mini-mav... that would make daddy proud... lol.

I just felt the overwhelming need to share this on PERB... I don't know why... Go ahead... flame away... I enjoy it.

Daughters are much less a pain in the ass to raise than Sons. Dad just has to realize that all the boys in her school want to do exactly what he wanted to do when he was in school. This means giving her a great deal of support so that she has self respect and can say no, being supportive of her being put on the pill as soon as she has periods (not getting pregnant is a biggy), having the "I trust you so much that I will let you be on the pill even through I know you are smart enough to wait until you're ready" talk and making sure that she knows that taking the pill doesn't stop STDs. You can make the fear of getting a STD severe enough that she will stay untouched until after she has left for Univercity.

Just try telling a Son to wait until he is ready for sex, not to drive insanely, not to do drugs or an education is a valuable thing.

 

[gravitas]

Have as many as you want.....if you're lucky you can trick out your family wagon like this dude

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[maverick73]

Just try telling a Son to wait until he is ready for sex, not to drive insanely, not to do drugs or an education is a valuable thing.

That was some funny ass sh$t!!! Well, at least my parents were able to get the drug message across...

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

... stupid ol' me... forgot to request "the best overall server"... ...

You'll find that doing so will greatly improve your dining experience. As for the rest of your ramble, IDK. That's as far as I read.

 

[necko]

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Some drug message and u didn't invite me

 

[georgebushmoron]

Kids are a giant waste of money and time.