Bad news
When I read Big Bob's post, I realized I was suckered in by this person under a different name a few years ago. I believe the ad was in Uptown.
The reference to Snoop and the location tell me it is the same person. Blonde hair, so so face, so so body - that is subjective. Kind of like the loud noisy annoying blonde bar bimbo that won't shut up.
The huge tits, well that is a fact. They are monsters and I have to admit they are incredible if memory serves me correctly. No gross veins or anything and they are HEAVY. Nice creamy skin, reasonable circles (arolae?) and hard nipples.
After collecting $, she shows me to a bedroom. I get this weird feeling that I am going to get jumped by some guy in a closet as she is distant, deceiving and mechanical. Hard to explain, but it felt weird. Like she was trying to toss me out right after the money changed hands. She then went to grab my thang with my pants still on, and then tried to tug them down. I knew this was going to be a quick HJ and then toss me out, so I figured I woud have nothing to lose in cutting a deal to get some kind of fun out of this situation.
Normally i would just kiss the $$ goodbye and take my lesson learned and leave. I really wanted to see those tits though, as they were still hidden behind a t-shirt and bra. So I offered that she wouldn't have to BJ or screw if I could just play with her tits for an hour. She readily agreed and proceeded to talk about Snoop while I fondled, sucked and fucked those monsters. It was quite bizarre. It was like some 98.6 degree blow up doll with huge tits.
I still didn't get an hour as "something came up". I probably squeezed 40 minutes of tit swinging fun. I figured that was better than nothing.
I was wrong. Even the tits weren't worth it. What kind of SP (or anyone) talks about Snoop with a guy screwing her tits? Loud, annoying, lying, deceiving. Having been with much classier SP's, I would give her a 1 out of ten over all. That's only because of the tits.
Sorry I don't have anything positive to say. She just seemed like the type of person that almost no redeeming qualities.