Mermaid sold on eBay

[shapeshifter]

If one of you poonsters bought her for your own personal use, spill the details!

Make sure to scroll down and check out the pics!

REAL MERMAID FOUND DEAD IN FLORIDA

 

[Dakota Wood]

If that thing is real, you just gave me yet another reason to keep my ass parked poolside and stay out of the open water.

 

[Avery]

If mermaids truly existed, they'd only be able to provide hand jobs and blow jobs, because they're fish from the waist down. On the other hand, if they had a suitable opening below the waist, it would give new meaning to the expression "a piece of tail".

 

[cancowboy2001]

a good way to sell off movie props.

Isn't that Jar Jar Binks in drag?

 

[hornyitalian06]

I guess they will sell anything on eBay .

 

[shapeshifter]

If that thing is real, you just gave me yet another reason to keep my ass parked poolside and stay out of the open water.

You can park your cute ass next to me poolside any day, lovely picture Dakota