men...

[tess]

I attended a New Years party this past weekend....................................
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted
an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached
and asked her name, she coyly replied... "Carmen."

Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with
"That's a beautiful name, is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things
I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"


"Golftits," I replied

 

[GreatGatsby]

more men...

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.

By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."