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ShyNoob

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Can anyone recommend a good massage oil that won't stain sheets?


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Actually shy noob massage oil that does stain the sheets is preferable. That way you have a good answer for any other stains that might be there.
 

Madeleine

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Hello Shy.
I use apricot kernel oil, sweet almond oil, or grapeseed oil. I've even gotten some of this on my silks and it swishes right out. If you're using enough to leave lots on the sheets, learn moderation or place a towel atop the sheet first. I've spilled the bottle once or twice and have had no problems with the three kinds mentioned above, especially if I wash the fabric the same day in warm or hot water. You can pick them up at any health food store and most any apothecary.
sweet and slippery dreams,
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ShyNoob

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Actually shy noob massage oil that does stain the sheets is preferable. That way you have a good answer for any other stains that might be there.
LOL. While that may work in some situations, I prefer to keep my sheets rather clean (so far, everything else has come out in the wash).

I use apricot kernel oil, sweet almond oil, or grapeseed oil.
I mean no disrespect, but it almost sounds like I should cook with this stuff. How are the aromas? Is it sensous, scentless, or will it remind me of being in the kitchen?

I'll see what I can find. Hopefully they will have something small that I can just try out.

If you're using enough to leave lots on the sheets, learn moderation or place a towel atop the sheet first.
Usually my bedroom fun is spur of the moment and I just hadn't had the foresight of keeping a large towel nearby. Moderation is definately key, I just start having too much fun and get carried away. I never really figured out what it was about the slipperiness that gets me going.

Called Calendula Caress, made of calendula, lavendar, vit. e, sandalwood, chamomile, marjoram, star tulip, olive oil, certified organic!
Where can I find this? Is this a Body Shop product?

What do MPs use? Surely they must also use something that won't damage their linens.


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Madeleine

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No, kitten - there is no Cooking-with-Pam odour to the oils I mentioned.
All masssage oils have some kind of carrier oil, and the carrier oil itself is unscented. That's what the oils I mentioned are. If you want them to smell lover-ly, just add 2-7 drops of essential oil to every 100mls of carrier oil.
Most massage parlours use Baby oil, which has a mineral oil base and does a real number on linens. And please, is there anything less sexy than a baby?
Oh - I'm an MP, and I usually use almond or grapeseed, with scents added only if my clients request it. Nothing gives a philanderer away like smelling of patchouli and lavender!
I've never had either leave stains of any kind, even at home in my own bed, when I'm not prepared to use moderation. Of any kind. At all. (mmm...slippery!)
And Yogi - that stuff sounds gorgeous! But because of the olive oil, it would in all likelihood stain, so be careful. But what slick and sweetly smelling fun for rolling around on plastic mats at fetish parties! Um.. Just me, huh? Oops.
 
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