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Martha Stewart...comeback queen

Very Veronica

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Luv her or hate her, this is perhaps the biggest prison release story of the 21st C not to mention one of the biggest world brands and biggest bitches...thoughts anyone?

Viva la Martha!
 
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My Name is Mud

Martha vs Donald

She is becoming the female Donald Trump. She is getting her own reality show and her so-called business genius is actual a bunch of crap. Donald could not run a proper business if his life depended on it. Martha's gear is loosing market share and popularity, so now she has to re-invent herself as a cheezy personality. She also has bad hair.
 

Commander Chode

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I find her lacking in personality and her shows boring.
That being said, she has and will do her time. As long as she doesn't hurt anyone, she has every right to live, work, and acheive her goals and fortune. For that alone I wish her success.
 

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hitrack

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She still has 5 or so months of house arrest to go through. Where apparently she can still entertain guests and will still be collecting some kinda 900,000 dollar sallary.

Far as I'm concerned she's a crook that deserved to be in the pokey doing time just like the rest of the big wigs that feel like they can cheat the system. I couldn't do it and get away with it, so she can't either.

Far as her populary goes, maybe it's a fad since she's just gettin outta the slammer. I for one will never buy any of her shit she's floggin.
 

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I'm starting to think she did the crime for publicity, kinda like Wynona Ryder stealing a dress to thrust her back into the limelight. There is no such thing as bad publicity.

There is an episode of Trailer Park Boys where J-Rock is advised by his PR man that he will never get famous as a rapper until he's done hard time, so J-Rock takes the blame for the rub n tug business in the trailer park that he had nothing to do with, and his PR guy is taking pictures of his arrest to ensure it makes the news.

I think Martha will soon be as big as Oprah, after all, her crime was lying on the stand, something anyone could relate to. The fans will forgive that in exchange for decorating tips. :rolleyes: I confess I plan to watch her show. :eek:
 

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mc martha...yo, sista

A guest on Dennis Miller pointed out that Martha now has the 'street cred' of the alt. pop-cult phenomenon, the hardcore rapper.

Her mega-marketing team and shareholders could not have planned or wished for anything better.

The Martha machine has just trumped the Donald and Oprah together.
 

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Re: Is Martha Living?

I think going to prison is one of the best weight loss programs Martha could have joined. Forget Jennie Graig (whatever her name is). I think Martha looks fabulous after getting out of prison.

Martha should have a show where she visits women's prisons across America and helps them decorate their cells to make it more like home with what ever is available. I would bet my last dollar that alot of people would tune into this.

Then she could have these candid interviews with women about their experiences in prison and discuss what improvements they would make to their enviroment with Martha's guidence.

She could do stuff like how to beautify the exercise yard with perenials and other flowers and plants. How to make Christmas decorations out of licence plates and stuff like that. Or how to make prison food suit the Holiday Season.

She could even put out a recipe book on the many ways to eat pussy.

Oh my God...did I say that?

Sorry, I lost it for a moment.

Later,
bobsled.
 

PinkLady

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Martha lost 22 Lbs and looking very blonde.
When I reach age 63, I wish I look like that.
 

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Chingada

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Martha

My Name is Mud said:
She is becoming the female Donald Trump. She is getting her own reality show and her so-called business genius is actual a bunch of crap. Donald could not run a proper business if his life depended on it. Martha's gear is loosing market share and popularity, so now she has to re-invent herself as a cheezy personality. She also has bad hair.
What an absolutely stupid fucking comment!!! Donald Trump is a billionaire and you say he can't run a proper business if his life dependend on it? Give your head a shake. Martha Stewart's business did suffer during her legal battle but if you look at the market, her company's stock is almost at the level it was when it was initially offered (IPO) which made her a billionaire. She built a catering business into a billion dollar empire.

If you don't like them because of they're popular, that's one thing but to slag them for their business acumen is ignorant and just plain dumb!!!!
 
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My Name is Mud

Chingada said:
What an absolutely stupid fucking comment!!! Donald Trump is a billionaire and you say he can't run a proper business if his life dependend on it? Give your head a shake. Martha Stewart's business did suffer during her legal battle but if you look at the market, her company's stock is almost at the level it was when it was initially offered (IPO) which made her a billionaire. She built a catering business into a billion dollar empire.

If you don't like them because of they're popular, that's one thing but to slag them for their business acumen is ignorant and just plain dumb!!!!
Donald Trump made his riches in real estate not in running businesses. Might I suggest you check out the history of Trump Air and Trump Casino’s? One is completely bankrupt and the other is in creditor protection for the second time. He has built himself a cult of personality that includes fooling people into thinking that he is a brilliant businessman; he is good at real estate, but mediocre at best when it comes to business.

As for Martha, just because her stock price is near its all-time high, has nothing to do with her company, whose sales have been falling steadily for many quarters now. A high stock price does not mean it is a successful company. All you need to do is look at Nortel, Enron, WorldCom, Global Crossing, 360 Solution, I could go on, but I wont, too many examples to list.

So I still stand by my premise that these people are not good business people. If you want good business people, look at Geoffrey Immelt, Steve Jobs, Warren Buffett, Jimmy Pattison, just to name a few.

Just because TV says they are good, doesn’t mean its true.
 

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I'm suffering from Martha fatigue.

Martha, Martha, Martha...

All this Martha attention in the press is bound to upset celebrity media whore Paris Hilton, and she'll have to accidentally release a new video.

Martha, Michael Jackson, BTK dominating the news. Damn freak show. I wasn't a Martha hater, BTW, before this whole thing permanently affixed itself to my TV. I'm still not a Martha hater. I just want my television back.
 
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My Name is Mud

rollerboy said:
I'm suffering from Martha fatigue.

Martha, Martha, Martha...

All this Martha attention in the press is bound to upset celebrity media whore Paris Hilton, and she'll have to accidentally release a new video.

Martha, Michael Jackson, BTK dominating the news. Damn freak show. I wasn't a Martha hater, BTW, before this whole thing permanently affixed itself to my TV. I'm still not a Martha hater. I just want my television back.
I agree, we have all become members of the "cult of celebrity"
 
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