Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his
office.....but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said I'll give you $1000 if you let me have sex with you....but
the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says "ask him for $2000, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down".
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "The bastard used coins"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and then getting screwed!
office.....but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said I'll give you $1000 if you let me have sex with you....but
the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says "ask him for $2000, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down".
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "The bastard used coins"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and then getting screwed!