I was surfing the net again today as I am not feeling too well & found this interesting little story from about a year ago.
Some of you may have already heard of this one but I thought it was worth posting.
A Hong Kong man was gettin it on with the park bench & it apparently loved him so much it did not want to let him go!
From the GEEKOLOGIE website:
Are there no hookers in Hong Kong?
Or, are they so bad that men prefer park benches?
I would bet this dude was married though, cuz only a wife could drive a man to this kind of behavior!
Some of you may have already heard of this one but I thought it was worth posting.
A Hong Kong man was gettin it on with the park bench & it apparently loved him so much it did not want to let him go!
From the GEEKOLOGIE website:
I have no idea what some of you tipsters' obsession is with guys getting their junk stuck in things, but it's borderline disturbing (just kidding, it's totally rad). But here goes: Xing, a 41-year old man, was wandering through LanTian park in Hong Kong late one night when he thought to himself, "I should stick my penis in a steel park bench, you know, for the Olympics." And that's what he did. Unfortunately, mid-coitus Xing realized he was stuck and called the police using his cell phone.
When police arrived, Xing was moaning in pain and stuck face down to the bench. They tried several penis-liberating options (including taking blood) before sawing the entire bench off and taking it to the hospital. 4 hours later Xing had his penis back, sans giant metal bench attachment.
Good thing too, because doctors said one hour longer and they would have chopped his member off.
Oh man, this reminds me of the time I made love to a hole in a tree during a camping trip. Hello woodpecker nest!
Seriously, I pee out the side of my penis now.
Hit the jump for two more pictures of Xing and a video news report.
Warning: lots of painful moaning. Lots. A lot, a lot. Tons. Never heard so much painful moaning.
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Also, added another link to a story about a guy that had sex with the umbrella hole of his picnic table so often that his neighbor finally filmed it and called the police.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2
You're welcome.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/man_humps_steel_bench_almost_l.php
Are there no hookers in Hong Kong?
Or, are they so bad that men prefer park benches?
I would bet this dude was married though, cuz only a wife could drive a man to this kind of behavior!
