I will do it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, for 30 thousand. I think that is fair, very very fair, after all I willl have to be out of the puplic eye for at least 4 months.
If you are for real, somebody could make a great story here.
There are women out there who will do it for free if you donate a sizable amount of money to cancer research. Of course, the shaving will be completely non-sexual.
The other idea of offering to make a sizable donation to cancer research for a lady that would do this would be an awesome idea and make it have purpose for someone to actually consider it. It also takes out some of the sexual/fetish element that may weird a lot of ladies out. Post this in non-sexual sections of other boards, such as on craigslist.
Just look at the positive impacts:
You get your needs met
You get a tax deduction
Cancer research will benefit
A lucky lady out there will save money on haircuts for quite some time
Everyone's a winner!
For the record, I used to have VERY long hair. I cut it all off and donated it to e made into wigs for kids with cancer. I LOVED my long hair, but decided that I really needed to do one good thing on this Earth. At the time that it was being cut U thought I was gonna fucking die! It took me YEARS to grow my hair that long and it was a large part of my identity. I got used to it and have felt good about myself ever since. In your case it would just be some extra cash plus you get your fantasy fulfilled as well! Come on bro, do it!
Oh Trackstar, had I been present for your haircut, I would have cried. I have always loved men with long hair (I'm party hippy girl) but with such noble intentions, it's definitely more than worth it! Kudos to you!
And kudos to you, Vanbald, if you decide to take the route Trackstar is suggesting. You gotta admit it covers some of the bases you want and in the end, helps us all. Pretty hot stuff, indeed.
The ONLY thing that made it easier was that one of the girls that was getting some of the hair cut off the pony tail. I played it up for her. She was 6 and SOOO cute!!!