Looking for a house-boy

[Katlyn]

I've had a few people contact me about this and I always said no. Well now I've got some stuff that would be perfect for a houseboy.

Cleaning and scanning stuff for a school project I am working on mostly. Really boring and tedious.

If any of you boys that contacted me yourself, or anyone else, is interested please let me know.

Non-sexual. I tell you what to do, you take my orders, I reward you with a smile and maybe a cookie...if you're good.

 

[melissa.in.abby]

I tell you what to do, you take my orders, I reward you with a smile and maybe a cookie...if you're good.

haha, that made me laugh, too cute! ... can I have a cookie?

 

[Krustee]

Non-sexual. I tell you what to do, you take my orders, I reward you with a smile and maybe a cookie...if you're good.

Will there be any other joys of emasculation like boot licking, groin kicking or golden showers for these lucky toilet faced trash boys?

Perhaps dangle a big carrot in front of him as he works ...
then shove it in his ass just before he leaves?

 

[Lovely Rubi]

lol, katlyn

I've had a few offer to be my houseboy/sissy-maid as well and I said no. But today was an ikea day and I'm looking at all these boxes and miscellaneous plastic bags, nuts, bolts, and allen keys strewn about and I'm wishing I had said yes

If I make you cookies can we share?

 

[Krustee]

lol, katlyn

But today was an ikea day and I'm looking at all these boxes and miscellaneous plastic bags, nuts, bolts, and allen keys strewn about and I'm wishing I had said yes

Just a thought here...
why not pay a guy to come assemble that stuff for you?

Surely if your time is worth $$ as an escort their time is worth $ as a handyman?

Does the pendulum not swing both ways?

 

[bcneil]

If someone offers to be a slave or whatever fine.

However advertising you are looking for one.

Kinda takes away from your image as a respected SP.

 

[Katlyn]

bcneil it's a joke, get over it.


Rubi sounds good, sounds like Krustee is our man!

Except he wants the cookies tied to the front of his nose apparently

 

[Hersissymaid]

Try a re-post probably

Um as a helpful hint,the best place to look would be over in the BDSM section for that category More of the *right* people that you would be looking for would actually see it.

 

[FortunateOne]

Rubi sounds good, sounds like Krustee is our man!

Except he wants the cookies tied to the front of his nose apparently

Actually, I'm pretty sure he was suggesting you sticking the cookies elsewhere when he leaves.

Perhaps dangle a big carrot in front of him as he works ...
then shove it in his ass just before he leaves?

 

[Krustee]

Rubi sounds good, sounds like Krustee is our man!

Right you are Katlyn!

"man" - not houseboy!

I charge $50 per hour for mechanical & technical stuff.
But because we're just comming out of the 'season of giving' I'll do it for you gals for the unheard of low low price of $20 per hour!
Now that's a great deal & a whopping 60% off of my regular rates.

But wait!!! ...

There's more!!!

If you wear sexy lingerie while I do the work, I will throw in a complimentary PDE -
"plumber dude experience"!

Yes, I can do it all ladies & I know how to please on my knees!

Imagine taking in the sights & sounds of a typical plumber while your appliances & furniture are being assembled & fixed!

And as a special bonus, for a limited time only, "cause I can't do this all day long", I'll throw in a complimentary -
Sham-Wow towel!

Let's re-cap what your getting ladies!

• You get your appliances & furniture fixed!
• You get a whopping 60% off the regular rate!
• You get an awesome PDE that's all the rave with housewives everywhere!

&
you get a Sham-Wow towel!

Send your PM's now & if your one of the first 3 respondents I'll throw in a free 'use of your toilet without properly flushing' while I'm there!

 

[Lovely Rubi]

Just a thought here...
why not pay a guy to come assemble that stuff for you?

Surely if your time is worth $$ as an escort their time is worth $ as a handyman?

Does the pendulum not swing both ways?

the stuff is assembled, I actually quite enjoy putting IKEA stuff together, it's therapeutic for me. I just don't want to deal with the clean up, that's not therapeutic in any sort of way.

it's also therapeutic for me to see a naked or half naked man trouncing around my house cleaning ^_^

I'm adding that to my list of wants in a sissy-maid: "must be able to trounce"

 

[Lovely Rubi]

The more I stare at this picture the more frightened I become.....he looks like the GEICO GECKO

the resemblance is uncanny

 

[Lovely Rubi]

Actually, I'm pretty sure he was suggesting you sticking the cookies elsewhere when he leaves.

lol, I'll make lady fingers or biscotti for ease of entry

I am so wrong for saying that, I know

 

[Katlyn]

the stuff is assembled, I actually quite enjoy putting IKEA stuff together, it's therapeutic for me. I just don't want to deal with the clean up, that's not therapeutic in any sort of way.

it's also therapeutic for me to see a naked or half naked man trouncing around my house cleaning ^_^

I'm adding that to my list of wants in a sissy-maid: "must be able to trounce"

Besides, it's a service for him! We should be charging HIM domme-fees. He's getting a deal!

 

[Katlyn]

Um as a helpful hint,the best place to look would be over in the BDSM section for that category More of the *right* people that you would be looking for would actually see it.

This is actually a really good point, thank you

I don't have it in me to order anyone around but anyone else reading this thread that thinks they might want their own houseboy definitely go to the bdsm section, not here, for the best results

 

[TheSilkenBadger]

Wow he'll throw in a sham Wow.. beware of Imitators!!! you know it's good because it's made in Germany!!

 

[Krustee]

Wow he'll throw in a sham Wow.. beware of Imitators!!! you know it's good because it's made in Germany!!

Yeah them Krouts make good engineers.

Beers OK too!

 

[MissTakes]

I've had a few people contact me about this and I always said no. Well now I've got some stuff that would be perfect for a houseboy.

Cleaning and scanning stuff for a school project I am working on mostly. Really boring and tedious.

Non-sexual. I tell you what to do, you take my orders, I reward you with a smile and maybe a cookie...if you're good.

Hi Katlyn.
You can have my husband on any Friday night after 4:00 pm. He says he always has a late meeting on Fridays but I suspect his meeting is with his friends at the No. 5 Orange. Ha ha. By the way, you can have him on Sundays too now that football is finally over. You don't mind if he brings the baby, do you?

 

[MissingOne]

I'm adding that to my list of wants in a sissy-maid: "must be able to trounce"

Umm ... do you really want a sissy-maid to do this?:

trounce (trouns)
v. trounced, trounc·ing, trounc·es
v.tr.
1. To thrash; beat.
2. To defeat decisively.
v.intr.
To censure something or someone forcefully:

(from The Free Dictionary)

Perhaps you'd be better off with a flouncer?

 

[Lovely Rubi]

Umm ... do you really want a sissy-maid to do this?:

trounce (trouns)
v. trounced, trounc·ing, trounc·es
v.tr.
1. To thrash; beat.
2. To defeat decisively.
v.intr.
To censure something or someone forcefully:

(from The Free Dictionary)

Perhaps you'd be better off with a flouncer?

thank you for ruining one of my favorite words for me

The way the word sounds gives an illusion of one skipping along much like bambi, as opposed to what the word actually means. I much prefer my delusional definition based on how the word sounds