Locations for free alcohol

[jesuschrist]

Alcohol ruins peoples lives! Yes bad bad bad bad bad!!!!!!!!

I've never drank and I never want to drink, never never never never never never!!!!!!!

I heard some people DIE from drinking.

So please everybody help me out. Please list ALL the places that offer free alcohol so I can avoid them. I will do my civic duty to contact all these places and make sure that they do offer free alcohol just to make sure and report back to you good folks. We need to avoid this scourge on society!!!

 

[Hoops]

Call up Maggie's.

 

[myselftheother]

Alcohol ruins peoples lives! Yes bad bad bad bad bad!!!!!!!!

I've never drank and I never want to drink, never never never never never never!!!!!!!

I heard some people DIE from drinking.

So please everybody help me out. Please list ALL the places that offer free alcohol so I can avoid them. I will do my civic duty to contact all these places and make sure that they do offer free alcohol just to make sure and report back to you good folks. We need to avoid this scourge on society!!!

I think you've already had too much tonight. You've flipped your lid, man.

 

[uncleg]

I think you've already had too much tonight. You've flipped your lid, man.

Ya man...................

 

[Justin Beaver]

I see what you're doing here...pretty funny...but am I really the first person who's picked up on it?

 

[Hoops]

I see what you're doing here...pretty funny...but am I really the first person who's picked up on it?

Baby, baby, baby, nooooooo.

 

[myselftheother]

Smoke pot. No hangover, but watch out for the munchies.

 

[HunkyBill]

Alcohol ruins peoples lives! Yes bad bad bad bad bad!!!!!!!!

I've never drank and I never want to drink, never never never never never never!!!!!!!

I heard some people DIE from drinking.

So please everybody help me out. Please list ALL the places that offer free alcohol so I can avoid them. I will do my civic duty to contact all these places and make sure that they do offer free alcohol just to make sure and report back to you good folks. We need to avoid this scourge on society!!!

Take Allegiant Air from Bellingham to Las Vegas. Spend a few dollars or more in the slot machines or tables at the casinos and you can then see for yourself that give out free booze so you can avoid them next time

 

[AngelaAurora]

Smoke pot. No hangover, but watch out for the munchies.

I was thinking the same thing

 

[Jalapeno]

Alcohol is counter-productive, but so is any drug that's used recreationally. There's a time and place for most things, but really, I think this guy is being sarcastic.
Sarcastic, or just really weird.

 

[HankQuinlan]

Just to clear it up (SPOILER WARNING) -- it is a reference to his post in the thread about BBFS; an analogy about those wanting to know who offers it so they can "avoid" it.

 

[Jalapeno]

hahaha I get it. As much as I like bbfs, I'd rather do it with non-hookers. All one has to do (provide one isn't hideous) is pick a nice girl, act very safe about sex, and let her let you not use a rubber. Not rocket science, and not suicide. ALL girls will go bb with you, if you lead them there. To go to a pro who takes raw cock regularly is pathetic.

Here is a humorous article about what I'm saying.

http://www.rooshv.com/american-girls-dont-use-condoms-anymore