In my feeble attempt to put a smile on someone's face, here we go with another shot!
Prisoner on the Loose!
A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been for 15 years. He comes to a house and breaks into it and there he finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair and then ties the woman to the bed. As he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck. Then he gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband says to his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes !! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you and give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU...."
To which the wife responds: "I'm glad you think that way. Sure, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck...... He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey....... I LOVE YOU TOO "
Prisoner on the Loose!
A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been for 15 years. He comes to a house and breaks into it and there he finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair and then ties the woman to the bed. As he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck. Then he gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband says to his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes !! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you and give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU...."
To which the wife responds: "I'm glad you think that way. Sure, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck...... He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey....... I LOVE YOU TOO "
