Lanlani Electrica - Warning!!!!!!!

dan1

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Hi Gang

I posted something that was tongue - in - cheek. It was not meant to offend or suggest anything negative about Ms. Electrica. In fact it was meant to suggest the opposite. Unfortunately, we all don't have the same sense of humor, nor do we always interpret a narrative the same way. I have therefore removed the post.

My apologies to Ms. Electrica.

dan1
 
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LalaniElectrica

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Yes Dan1, you are going to pay dearly for this posting!!! Looks like you know how to earn your beats!!! 195 lbs and long straggly blonde hair!!! What were you smoking??? Mmm, well I think you are trying to keep Me to yourself, this Mistress belongs to no one, although you can dream all you like, looks like I will be the one adding you to My stable yet again, and you now belong to Me and Me alone! Looks like I made quite the impression. I actually have black curly hair and 135 lbs athletic, and Dan is trying his utmost to keep me to himself, lol…Good luck with that one Dan!!! C See you the next time you are in town!

Mistress Electrica
 

LalaniElectrica

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I actually do not smoke whatsoever nor use any drugs of any kind!!! Dan is obviously infatuated with Me, and I always smell fresh as a spring day! Anyways, Dan you are going to get fucked by My largest strap-on the next time we meet and perhaps some of that DP action for you as well! That was most likely what you were hoping for… Glad you had a good first meeting but I think it is pretty horrible to describe Me as you did, it really pisses Me off and I will be taking it out on your sorry ass the next time We meet… time to go and buy a rubber fist and write your name on it!!!

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PuntMeister

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I quite like this Dan character. With him around, the foolish stuff I do looks down-right foregivable!

Welcome to the Mistress Electrica Lounge For Fans dan. (That's MELFF for short). A number of well-intentioned pooners hang out here. Pull up a seat--the one with the extra thick padding is particularly good after a session with the goddess. Sounds like you might be needing it soon. Enjoy a nice rum and coke or a Dr. Pepper--Punt and MIS's favourites. We break out the single malt on Tuesdays and Fridays. Please don't touch the life-size gold statue of our goddess on the pedestal in the centre of the room. No fingerprints shall tarnish her divine image. There are some recent copies of sports illustrated and mistress quarterly for your reading pleasure, and do enjoy the calming lounge music that is available 24/7. Ahhh, serenity.

Of course Mistress Electrica is the most stunning, beautiful, fit, and skilled goddess on the Island. She is amazing, vivacious, and totally professional. Anyone who even remotely suggests otherwise had best lubricate their sphincter up and practice some deep breathing :eek:

Anyway, enjoy your time here Dan. We do hope you survive your next session. There are extra cushions in the closet over by the door, and fresh ice in the fridge. Might be needing them.

Have a nice day,

-Punt.
 

LalaniElectrica

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Yes, Punt, I like Dan1 as well…definitely he's got balls of steel… his ass on the other hand, will be jello once I am done with him the next round… I know he's in Love with me, but flattery will only get you in the door… once you are there dan, I will have My…fill of you!!! I will say Dan, you have most definitely earned your beats!!! :) dan will not have the chance to lubricate anything except My biggest cock with his mouth right before I shove it inside him, don't worry dan, gagging helps it go down easier!
 
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