What are some of the lame excuses you guys have heard from SP's who are running behind schedule?
The phone girl for Manda on Grange would always tell me "Oh i'm outside right now, can you come back in 10 minutes?" Then 10 minutes later "I just got in, can you wait another 10 minutes while i get ready?" I just felt like telling her "look i know you're not Manda and i know she's busy fucking another guy so just tell me how long i will have to wait."
Another one i heard recently "Oh i didnt think you would really show up so can you wait 10 minutes while i get ready?"
And the best one "Can you come back in 15 minutes? I need to go out to buy some dog food." Funny cause i didnt see any signs of a dog in her apartment.
The phone girl for Manda on Grange would always tell me "Oh i'm outside right now, can you come back in 10 minutes?" Then 10 minutes later "I just got in, can you wait another 10 minutes while i get ready?" I just felt like telling her "look i know you're not Manda and i know she's busy fucking another guy so just tell me how long i will have to wait."
Another one i heard recently "Oh i didnt think you would really show up so can you wait 10 minutes while i get ready?"
And the best one "Can you come back in 15 minutes? I need to go out to buy some dog food."
Funny cause i didnt see any signs of a dog in her apartment. 
