hamsuplo said:
okay deuce!
come work for me in europe my lil' he-bitch
Sounds good; I'll make sure to back my Swedish Penis Enlarger. And I'll only cater to rich, young, attractive, nubile nymphs with large, natural breasts (C/D Cup). And my rate is $400/hr, because I want to be a high end escort. We can set up a website:
Stats:
5'3", 165 lbs, BBM.
4" long, 2.5" in circumferance, uncut, as bushy as a chia pet.
Some teeth missing, bald spot on the back of my head. Graduated from Grade nine. Myopic with some real bad astigmatism.
One Hour: $400
Two hours: $550
Three Hours: $800
Four Hours: $1000
Overnight stay: $3000
One Week: $25,000
Ten Days: $30,000
Please note all rates are non negotiable. Indeed, my rates will be a reflection of not only the quality of the man the you will be choosing to spend your non rushed time with but also of the amazing, mutually satisfying full bfe experience that would be exclusive to a select few. I appreciate your understanding in this matter.
Please present the donation discreetly to me at the beginning of our session, do not make me feel uncomfortable by making me ask.
The donations listed are for my time and companionship only. No other services are implied or intended
Gifts are appreciated, though not expected. Gucci watches, Italian leather shoes, Armani suits would be considered suitable. Beer is also good. Maybe some chips and salsa to go with it. And a Double Double from In'n'Out Burgers.
Restrictions: No kissing, no daty, no BBFS. BBBJ will be expected as will trips to Greece; I hear Ios is nice this time of year. Actually, I like kissing and daty so scratch that. MSOG will be required. Unless your ugly, then it's no kissing or daty and doggie position only. Single shot only. With the lights out and a porno on the tele.
My email will be
yellowfever@yahoo.com