ladies: on clothes and wine...

realdeal

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ladies:

a few questions, if you would be so kind.

are you impressed if a guy shows up in a suit or suit w no tie?

a reasonable amount of quality cologne: good?

discuss the "menu" on the phone? after i arrive? not at all?

bring a bottle of good wine? is this generally on or off the clock?

just trying to make the experience best for everyone :) thanks in advance!

realdeal
 

eljudo

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realdeal said:
ladies:

a few questions, if you would be so kind.

are you impressed if a guy shows up in a suit or suit w no tie?

a reasonable amount of quality cologne: good?

discuss the "menu" on the phone? after i arrive? not at all?

bring a bottle of good wine? is this generally on or off the clock?

just trying to make the experience best for everyone :) thanks in advance!

realdeal

i dont think they care.. as long as you have several $$$$ bills.. u will be fine dude.. u aint going out for a date here.
 

Dakota Wood

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realdeal said:
are you impressed if a guy shows up in a suit or suit w no tie?

a reasonable amount of quality cologne: good?

discuss the "menu" on the phone? after i arrive? not at all?

bring a bottle of good wine? is this generally on or off the clock?

just trying to make the experience best for everyone :) thanks in advance!

realdeal
The clothes really don't impress me, in the distant past, I have met white collar men who were rude pigs. And I met blue collar guys who were such nice, sweet gentlemen....and vice versa. The clothes don't make the man, the attitude and behavior does.

As long as its a reasonable amount, not drenched in it, cologne is good. Personally I love sandlewood based stuff.

If you want to discuss the menu on the phone, keep it brief and respectful. Use the short terms, or codes. Asking "Is DATY allowed?" is cool. Asking me if you can put your long tongue in my hot, wet pussy makes me wonder if I should be charging you 3 bucks a minute for the call. I think it is wise to discuss it before hand, then you have an idea of what to expect.

I'm not big on drinking in the afternoon, so I can't answer your last question.

Nice for you to ask for input from us Realdeal.
 

georgebushmoron

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"Hai Karate" is a cologne that is a sure winner, as is "Brut". They beg for cock every time when they smell it. Try it yourself and soon you will see.... they'll take 50% off the 1-hour price!
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Pure Friggin' Gold!!

Oh man, GBM !!

That cracks me up to no limit bud........LMFAO !!:D

.............QM'r
 

Maury Beniowski

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In a nice wet pussy!
I have to agree; drinking on the job can cause problems.

Dakota Wood said:
I'm not big on drinking in the afternoon, so I can't answer your last question.
A copious consumption of wine without a meal is sure to kill the rest of the business day...
 

Hypnotic_Ivy

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Men with suits

Personally I prefer a man in a suit. I think men look wonderful in a suit. You never know what the man will be like, he could be a complete jerk, but at least a good looking one. A fedora hat always is a beautiful thing on a man. No matter what age, size or colour. Purrr.

A quote I will never forget about perfume/cologne. 'One should only be able to smell the scent if they are close enough to kiss them. One should not be able to smell it from across a table or a room.'
 

realdeal

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georgebushmoron said:
"Hai Karate" is a cologne that is a sure winner, as is "Brut". They beg for cock every time when they smell it. Try it yourself and soon you will see.... they'll take 50% off the 1-hour price!
I was thinking of getting "Sex Panther". 50% of the time, it works every time ;)
 

Very Veronica

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I personally hate cologne but i do like the smell of money...especially those crispy brown bills.
 

Avery

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So, there's definitely truth in this old joke:

A guy I know developed a new cologne that drives women CRAZY!! It smells like money!
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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A more appropriate question is do the ladies prefer green, brown or pink.

Give your head a shake dude, if you're going to put this much effort into it go get yourself a deferred payment GF as opposed to an upfront one :rolleyes: pfffft
 

Hollybaby

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I agree with this:

"If you want to discuss the menu on the phone, keep it brief and respectful. Use the short terms, or codes. Asking "Is DATY allowed?" is cool. Asking me if you can put your long tongue in my hot, wet pussy makes me wonder if I should be charging you 3 bucks a minute for the call. I think it is wise to discuss it before hand, then you have an idea of what to expect."

And I like men well dressed.

I don't like cologne.
 

Penhold

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georgebushmoron said:
"Hai Karate" is a cologne that is a sure winner, as is "Brut". They beg for cock every time when they smell it. Try it yourself and soon you will see.... they'll take 50% off the 1-hour price!
Pure gold. And if a pooner is worried about discretion, I'd recommend Old Spice - lots and lots of Old Spice deodorant followed by a liberal splashing of Old Spice cologne under the arms, around the neck and down the crotch.

Old Spice won't make the ladies think you're hot. But if you use enough of it then NOBODY will suspect you're actually going to see an SP! Just tell them youre going to clean out a septic tank and need something to kill the smell - everyone will believe you. :D
 

curvy_nympho

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Courtesy

As someone who tends to provide GFE pretty much exclusively, I think it's a nice touch when a man brings flowers or wine. It's thoughtful. I always offer water or juice or soda if clients want it. If we discuss a favourite drink beforehand, I would arrange to have it ready and waiting. Sometimes, little details like that help with any nervousness. It can go both ways.

I think that if a man is clean and tidy, it doesn't matter what type of clothes he is wearing.

I agree with some of the other ladies who replied, too much cologne is NOT a good thing. A little is nice.

I understand that as an SP I am providing a service, but it's a service that is different from any other. It's an exchange of physical intimacy and sometimes emotional intimacy as well. Little touches of kindness and courtesy are always appreciated.

Bella
 
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