STFA!
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-lacey-29/1769083
Sorry, late on the review, saw her about 3 weeks or so ago. Maybe more. We chatted a bit by phone, sounded okay, all the standard abbreviations were available, $200, price was good. Got a reference from someone here saying she was okay when worked at a parlor. Off I go to see her.
First warning, place stank of cat urine, she hadn't told me she had cats and I am allergic, but I didn't say anything. Showered up went to play.
Second warning. Legs weren't shaved.
Third warning. Skin felt sticky, like the kind of sticky when you were just sweating and don't shower. I should have left then.
She then gives me a pathetic massage which consisted on barely touching my skin, and not in a seductive, sexy way.
I go to kiss, and she says "I don't do that" even though I asked about DFK before setting up the time and she said yes.
She goes to give me a tug after the bad rub and it's like she is trying to pull a stubborn ear of corn off the stalk :doh:
I ask her to lay down for some DATY. "I don't do that" again, I had asked about it before booking and she said ok. I really should have left then.
I asked what about BBBJ? You told me you do that. "Oh, I do!" She says with some level excitement. "Just another $150" It was hard not to laugh.
I left.
I let her keep the $200. She probably felt great about the money, not realizing that she lost about $2000 in repeat business from me and whatever she loses from you guys.
Sorry I didn't get around to posting this sooner.
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-lacey-29/1769083
Sorry, late on the review, saw her about 3 weeks or so ago. Maybe more. We chatted a bit by phone, sounded okay, all the standard abbreviations were available, $200, price was good. Got a reference from someone here saying she was okay when worked at a parlor. Off I go to see her.
First warning, place stank of cat urine, she hadn't told me she had cats and I am allergic, but I didn't say anything. Showered up went to play.
Second warning. Legs weren't shaved.
Third warning. Skin felt sticky, like the kind of sticky when you were just sweating and don't shower. I should have left then.
She then gives me a pathetic massage which consisted on barely touching my skin, and not in a seductive, sexy way.
I go to kiss, and she says "I don't do that" even though I asked about DFK before setting up the time and she said yes.
She goes to give me a tug after the bad rub and it's like she is trying to pull a stubborn ear of corn off the stalk :doh:
I ask her to lay down for some DATY. "I don't do that" again, I had asked about it before booking and she said ok. I really should have left then.
I asked what about BBBJ? You told me you do that. "Oh, I do!" She says with some level excitement. "Just another $150" It was hard not to laugh.
I left.
I let her keep the $200. She probably felt great about the money, not realizing that she lost about $2000 in repeat business from me and whatever she loses from you guys.
Sorry I didn't get around to posting this sooner.
