Few relationships could be more important, for a man, than that with his principal pleasure organ.
My little rascal must have delivered well over 10 000 orgasms over the years—the overwhelming majority, admittedly, self-induced with the help of porn. Finding willing female partners has always been a challenge.
Given the demands I've made on the good old boy, the times he has malfunctioned weren't frequent, and due to fairly obvious causes.
But the older a man gets, the less he can take perfect penile functionality for granted. www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20030804/erectile-dysfunction-common-with-age
http://men.webmd.com/video/erections-change-age
http://men.webmd.com/video/lamm-health-erection-problems
That's an aspect of aging I find especially hard to come to terms with. Here are a few ideas and habits I've found useful to keep Mr Spelunker action-ready:
1. Don't drink alcohol before a tryst.
2. Try not to jerk off for 12 hrs before, ideally 24 hrs. It's not mainly about performance: you simply enjoy it more when you bring a stronger appetite.
3. Always make sure your equipment is spanking clean and shaved before a romp. And carefully wash up with soap as soon as possible afterwards.
4. Don't drag orgasm out too much longer than about 1/2 hr—or Junior might become temperamental.
5. Go easy on ED meds. Viagra seems to depress my mood. 1/3 of a Cialis, an hour before, usually suffices to ensure wood.
6. Exercise for 1 hr, at least 3 times a week, supposedly lowers ED by 30%. So find time and ways to exercise!
7. Takes longer to produce an erection with advancing age. Just be patient. The best is to let the lady squeeze Junior gently while caressing her treasures. If necessary, you can always wank yourself hard.
8. Careful about BBBJs—they might rip the foreskin. If you can't resist, try to keep them short and focused on the tip.
9. Always make sure you bring proper-sized condoms along, as well as lube. Don't force Junior into an unduly constricting condom.
10. If, at any point during a romp, tumescence subsides, just give it a rest, cuddle or snooze, and continue later. There's no urgency, and no obligation to complete.
11. Don't go pooning when you're super-hungry, but also try to avoid a full stomach.
12. Don't feel guilty about being more excited by new partners than a regular partner. But space out encounters, so as not to get jaded or oversatiated.
My little rascal must have delivered well over 10 000 orgasms over the years—the overwhelming majority, admittedly, self-induced with the help of porn. Finding willing female partners has always been a challenge.
Given the demands I've made on the good old boy, the times he has malfunctioned weren't frequent, and due to fairly obvious causes.
But the older a man gets, the less he can take perfect penile functionality for granted. www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20030804/erectile-dysfunction-common-with-age
http://men.webmd.com/video/erections-change-age
http://men.webmd.com/video/lamm-health-erection-problems
That's an aspect of aging I find especially hard to come to terms with. Here are a few ideas and habits I've found useful to keep Mr Spelunker action-ready:
1. Don't drink alcohol before a tryst.
2. Try not to jerk off for 12 hrs before, ideally 24 hrs. It's not mainly about performance: you simply enjoy it more when you bring a stronger appetite.
3. Always make sure your equipment is spanking clean and shaved before a romp. And carefully wash up with soap as soon as possible afterwards.
4. Don't drag orgasm out too much longer than about 1/2 hr—or Junior might become temperamental.
5. Go easy on ED meds. Viagra seems to depress my mood. 1/3 of a Cialis, an hour before, usually suffices to ensure wood.
6. Exercise for 1 hr, at least 3 times a week, supposedly lowers ED by 30%. So find time and ways to exercise!
7. Takes longer to produce an erection with advancing age. Just be patient. The best is to let the lady squeeze Junior gently while caressing her treasures. If necessary, you can always wank yourself hard.
8. Careful about BBBJs—they might rip the foreskin. If you can't resist, try to keep them short and focused on the tip.
9. Always make sure you bring proper-sized condoms along, as well as lube. Don't force Junior into an unduly constricting condom.
10. If, at any point during a romp, tumescence subsides, just give it a rest, cuddle or snooze, and continue later. There's no urgency, and no obligation to complete.
11. Don't go pooning when you're super-hungry, but also try to avoid a full stomach.
12. Don't feel guilty about being more excited by new partners than a regular partner. But space out encounters, so as not to get jaded or oversatiated.
