Just Curious...

[carlotta]

Anyone else can't sleep? I just thought I would try this - Let's write an erotic story together... Everyone type ONE sentence... I will begin As this is my Idea **giggle** But the premise of this being, that you TRY to write a long, winded sentence! I saw this on another site & it was hilarious Oh & the sentence MUST have to do with sex, the potential of sex or... Okay enough "rules" for everyone me thinks!!! Let the "contest" begin!! My first sentence is -

It was the first really sunny day of 2005, so she decided to walk along the beach in White Rock, when over her right shoulder, she heard a "splash" in the ocean, as if someone was rising from it - she dared a glance...

...

Carlotta

 

[johnknox]

Story Continued

...And as she watched there arose from the Sea the God Neptune, the sun glistening off his naked skin, his Trident fully upright.

 

[Mchatte]

At first she thought it was a periscope but alas, it was more than his trident that was fully upright!

 

[gotsome2004]

Behold the mighty Neptune speaks

“Oy! Lassie, I canna find any of me fish an me scales are all a glisten so I wonder if I can be botherin ya fer some bait on me stickie ‘ere

 

[johnknox]

The Lass Responds

" Oh, my, kind sir, the morning sun is making me warm all over, what bait would that be per chance?"

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Surely you must know the answer yourself, lassie, what with you being known throughout Surrey as an inspired master baiter.

 

[carlotta]

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," she murmurred in reply, watching him slowly rise further from the waves of the Pacific Ocean, and begin his stride towards her and her lustful thoughts and looks from her.

 

[LonelyGhost]

"hmphf ... " he thought "something smells fishy!"

 

[Lefty]

Bait my pole

Aqua-man drops his trident and with his own shaft in hand approaches the land maiden. His eyes afire with desire.

 

[johnknox]

Afire

At the same time both terrified and strangely drawn to the Sea God she rips off her.....

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

... dark red Nike jogging suit, thereby revealing her beautiful ...

 

[Bueller]

...thingamajigger.

 

[stryker]

and a big boil on her ass

 

[johnknox]

A...

... ets, which due to an unfortunate recommendation by her RBC broker had shrunk to below par value, never the less the Lass persevered and with her noble nipples protruding into the South Coast air said...

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

... "Impale me on your throbbing, dripping, magnificently pronged trident, you mad passionate fool, you!"

 

[wolverine]

They embrace, with her soft supple breasts brushing against his rock-hard pectorals, as his fingers began to explore...

 

[gotsome2004]

her thingamajigger

 

[pokemon]

Slowly her hands slid down his glistening body, until they reached....

 

[johnknox]

encore

His bank book, well thumbed, slightly soggy but still stiff with age.

 

[stryker]

and felt the huge boil on his ass as she lifted it gently from his pocket