Jordan on E-C - review

Avery

Gentleman Horndog
Jul 7, 2003
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Shortly before Christmas, I attended Sydnee’s open house at a downtown location. After introducing myself to our gracious hostess, I checked out the room. There were a couple of familiar male faces there (Birdboy and kwk), as well as two unfamiliar male faces (Sydnee’s husband and another guy who was our guide for the evening). There were also three attractive ladies in skimpy costumes (Ravishing Elizabeth, Mystique and Jordan), who were chatting. They all looked great and yummy, but my eyes were especially drawn to Jordan. What I was looking at was a leggy blonde about 30, 5’-8”, 135 -140 lb. or so, with a blue thong that was splitting her lovely ass and making me drool a little. I mingled just a bit, grabbed a few bites and then sat down for the first of two long, enjoyable chats with Sydnee. All the while, I was surreptitiously ogling Jordan.

Now, Jordan hasn’t been reviewed or reported on much on PERB. What little information there is on her is, frankly, not particularly encouraging, but Sydnee assured me that I would have a great time with Jordan and that she was far better company than she had been made out to be. I trusted Sydnee’s word, and made the decision to pursue Jordan. Her contact info and description are in her E-C ad, and it is pretty accurate. She is 30 years old (soon to be 31) and is listed as 5’-7”, 130 lb. and 34B-28-36. I would say she’s slightly taller and heavier (as above) but she is very nicely proportioned, and precise numbers are meaningless anyway. And, IMO, a couple of her photos are not very flattering and should be changed. She's more attractive in person than some of the pics suggest.

After my second chat with Sydnee, Jordan walked past and I asked her to sit down with me so I could size her up and decide once and for all whether I would take a session with her. We chatted for a few minutes, and it was pretty clear that we were very comfortable with each other. I found her to be very personable and sexy without trying too hard to be so. I soon asked her if she wanted to do a session with me, and she agreed immediately, for her standard hourly rate of $200. Half hours at $150 were also available that evening, but I didn’t want to rush things. Our guide led us downstairs to the room, and then to the showers. I returned first, anxiously awaiting Jordan’s arrival.

After Jordan’s return, things flowed very smoothly. We spent a couple of minutes embracing and kissing while standing, and I modestly tried to keep my towel on, but it just wouldn’t cooperate – it must have had something to do with the fact that something kept poking it out in front. We lay down, and she offered me a massage, which I agreed to. It didn’t last long, by my choice. There I was, lying on my stomach, sporting a hardon, while a lovely lady was touching and teasing me, but she was still wearing her top and thong. Clearly, this was unfair, so I put a stop to the massage, rolled over and started kissing her again. Within microseconds it seemed, she was as naked as I was. I was very pleased with what I saw, both in front and in the rear. Her 34B’s are not large, but very perky and smooth (and sensitive too, I might add). She has a very thin, almost non-existent landing strip. Her butt is smooth and round, and just begs to be squeezed firmly.

The rest of our encounter flowed entirely naturally from there. Jordan is very responsive to oral, and it didn’t take her long to make her enjoyment known (twice). In addition to being a very good kisser, she has superb oral skills herself. In no time, she had me sighing and moaning with pleasure. From there, we progressed to a certain position that I love, you know, the square root of 4761. After a few minutes of that, it was time for the grand finale. We started in the basic position, and never got out of it. I had intended to finish in canine, but I was too worked up by now and didn’t want to break the rhythm or, even worse, finish while in transition. The grand finale was truly grand, and we spent a couple of minutes still “connected” before separating enough to snuggle for a while.

Soon after, there was a knock at the door, and it was our guide. Our hour was up. He led us to our respective showers and back to the room to get dressed and collect our things. Jordan and I returned to the party room together and then separated. I tried hard to suppress the shit-faced grin that wanted to appear – I don’t know if I succeeded. I told Sydnee I had a wonderful time with Jordan, and that I would surely repeat in future. She seemed very pleased to hear that. Soon after, I said my goodbyes and headed off home.

During my time with Jordan, she admitted to being quite YMMV. That situation depends almost entirely on the client and his behaviour. If you’re a clean gentleman and take your time to let things flow naturally, I’m certain you’ll have as wonderful a time with Jordan as I did. If you’re a pushy, unhygienic boor, you will not have a good session with her at all. She’s not likely to go out of her way to accommodate someone who disrespects her, and who can blame her? She’s a lady, and deserves to be treated like one.

Jordan is neither a very young spinner, nor a larger, older lady. She will appeal to those pooners who like to take their time to get to know their companion a little, rather than just jump her bones in the first few seconds. I will definitely repeat with Jordan, and I highly recommend her.
 

albatross

Dazed and Confused
May 17, 2006
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As always, Avery, an excellent, informative and useful review. Thanks.

Albatross
To be or not to be, that is the question
 

plumbcrawl

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Aug 12, 2007
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Gives me hope...

reviews like this make me want to dive into pooning with both feet (amongst other things...)
 

sinfulsydnee

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. I mingled just a bit, grabbed a few bites and then sat down for the first of two long, enjoyable chats with Sydnee. All the while, I was surreptitiously ogling Jordan.
and there I was thinking I had your undivided attention :( just teasing Avery - you are a wonderful guest...I hope you will join us again at future events...
 

JustAGuy

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and there I was thinking I had your undivided attention :( just teasing Avery - you are a wonderful guest...I hope you will join us again at future events ...
Multiple scantily clad women in a room and there's a chance anyone having a conversation with him is going to have Avery's undivided attention? About the time we hear the sounds of hell freezing over, I'd guess. :D
 

Avery

Gentleman Horndog
Jul 7, 2003
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and there I was thinking I had your undivided attention :(
I'm good at disguising when my attention is divided. ;)
you are a wonderful guest...I hope you will join us again at future events...
And, you are a wonderful hostess. I hope to be at future events, and, now that you've corrected the date, I might be able to make the Valentine's one.
 

sinfulsydnee

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Multiple scantily clad women in a room and there's a chance anyone having a conversation with him is going to have Avery's undivided attention? About the time we hear the sounds of hell freezing over, I'd guess. :D
ok ok...I'll admit it, I wasn't giving poor Avery my undivided attention either...dammit you
are right JAG - Elizabeth, Mystique and Jordan walking around in very little albeit sexy outfits kept attracting my peripheral vision as well...now, with guilt assuaged - on to the next!

Feb 19th post Valentine party anyone?? :D
 

sinfulsydnee

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I'm good at disguising when my attention is divided. ;) And, you are a wonderful hostess. I hope to be at future events, and, now that you've corrected the date, I might be able to make the Valentine's one.
yes I do understand the need to keep one's conversation partner engaged while secretly drooling over the hotties flitting about... :D

and thank you...I am so glad we switched the date to Feb 19th...holding an event like this on Valentine's Day proper is just silly...spank me please! ;)
 

chuggerfest

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Oct 20, 2007
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jordan

I remember seeing her years ago at a motel on portage ave. She is cute but it was rushed and some guy kept calling and she kept talking on the phone .... it just sucked.

But I will admit your review has changed my mind a bit about her.

Great review btw
 

sinfulsydnee

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Oct 24, 2007
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I remember seeing her years ago at a motel on portage ave. She is cute but it was rushed and some guy kept calling and she kept talking on the phone .... it just sucked.

But I will admit your review has changed my mind a bit about her.

Great review btw
that's the nice thing about experience - if you take the good parts of it, often one becomes more self aware and makes the changes needed to lead a happy successful life :)
 

Jaman50

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Feb 10, 2004
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OK so how do I contact Jordan ... her Adv on E-C is gone.

Help please
 
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